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interaction with such males is project or career related. Casual male friends are not permitted unless they are trusted and well-known friends of the Husband.
    Online Friends:
    The Husband will be provided with a regularly updated list of all internet sites the wife visits and chats on, with current password, nicknames, user IDs, etc, and the email addresses at which notifications are received. Visiting sites unknown to Husband, chatting under secret IDs, or maintaining secret email accounts is a serious breach of trust and will be considered a Level 3 offense.

Keeping of the Home
     
    The Husband will work very hard to provide a safe and beautiful home in which the wife can serve him and raise the children. The wife will show her appreciation for this kindness by being a conscientious and careful housekeeper.
    The Harmonious Home :
    The Husband will endeavor, as much as possible, to leave the stresses of the outside world at the door. The Husband will treat the wife with patience and kindness at all times, and not vent frustrations on the children or wife.
    In turn, the wife will be expected to greet the Husband promptly upon arrival, putting aside any inane tasks in order to graciously welcome him home.
    Housework:
    The wife is expected to keep a clean and well-organized home. The Husband does not wish to micromanage these areas, but expects household tasks to be conscientiously and routinely done. Returning home from work to find the house a shambles due to the wife wasting time online or due to poor time management will be considered a Level 1 offense. Shoddy keeping of the house and inconveniences to Husband (un-ironed clothes, dirty kitchen or bathrooms, children late for school) will also result in Level 1 discipline, unless the wife is not inclined to quickly correct the problem, in which case Level 2 discipline will be applied.
    Cooking and Entertaining:
    The wife is expected to cook healthy meals at least three times a week, and will be permitted to order in three days a week after consulting with Husband about which type of food sounds best. The wife will keep an organized bank of current takeout menus. One day a week Husband and wife will dine out as a family.
    On occasion, the Husband will invite work acquaintances or family friends to parties or dinners. The wife will be expected to arrange these affairs to reflect well on the family and ensure the enjoyment of the guests. The wife is free to make use of catering services if she so desires.
    Budgeting and Financial Responsibility:
    The wife will pay bills, budget, and manage the household as efficiently as possible. The wife will be expected to account for all expenditures. Any personal expenditures exceeding _____ will need to be approved by Husband even if the money is coming from the wife’s personal spending allowance.
    Furthermore, the wife is expected to spend money as it is earmarked. Money given for clothing or lingerie is not permitted to be spent on lunches with friends, books, or movies. Money budgeted for food or children’s clothing is not to be spent on paying off credit card charges, etc. Responsibility and transparency in the household budget is stringently required.
    Requests for special allowances or budgetary changes will be considered by Husband if asked. Mismanaging the bills, running up the charge card, or overrunning the budget without permission earns a Level 2 or 3 punishment, depending on the seriousness of the offense.

Nuptial Sexuality
     
    Sexuality shall be a treasured part of the marriage, and as far as possible, marital intimacy will not be pushed aside due to work pressures, the demands of rearing children, or stress. Well-satisfied marital partners are more likely to feel fulfilled in marriage, and less likely to stray. Nightly sexual activity also helps dispel stress, and maintains the intimacy so important to a strong marital partnership.
    Sexual Service:
    The wife is expected to keep her body in prime condition to give