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hashtag my apartment, hashtag you’re not invited, hashtag deuces.”
    “You not coming out tonight?”
    “No, I’m coming in some pussy tonight. You, Tommy and the rest of you dicks can drink and play Xbox all night and then masturbate until you go friggin’ blind. Hoes before bros, all day every day.”
    “Fuck you.”
    “No Ronnie someone should fuck you. Get a friggin’ life.”
    “Hey what’s up with your sister?” Ronnie asked as he stuffed an Oreo cookie in his mouth. Now I got to hide the friggin’ cookies.
    “What the fuck?”
    “Dude everybody is saying she looks just like Sascha Grey.”
    “I swear to fucking Christ if anybody says that shit to my face. Tell all those horny bastards to keep their perverted brains off my sister. Tell them to keep her name out their fucking mouths. I will kill any motherfucker that thinks about my little sister and my Uncle Mason will bury their bodies in cement at one of his construction sites.”
    “Calm down.”
    “You calm the fuck down. I’m tired of you douchebags saying my sister looks like a porno star. You tell Tommy, Paul and the rest of those clowns I will fuck their mother’s and post it on YouTube.”
    “Damn it RJ, why you gotta always threaten to fuck somebodies moms?”
    “Your moms is first. You know that I know that you know she wants me.”
    “Shit you’re so gross. I don’t want to think about you fucking my moms.”
    “Well shut the fuck up. Just let me know if I should bend her over and give her my tasty Italian beef.”
    “Fuck you.”
    “Yeah shut the fuck up.”
    There wasn’t much to talk about but the same ole bullshit so I kicked Ronnie out on his scrawny little ass. I had a few hours before Selena and Teresa showed up. Selena was always late so I knew that eight really meant nine or ten.
    She showed up around nine-thirty with her big boob friend. Selena was beautiful. You had to wash the ten tons of make-up off to see it but she was a natural beauty. Her drawback was she wasn’t the brightest. She was the type of girl who gave up everything for a guy, sex, love and her money. She was needy for attention for reasons unknown to me.
    Selena texted me when she was a few blocks from my place. I told her to block my car in the driveway. The first time she came over she blocked my moms car in and my moms flipped out. I left the door open so they could let themselves in. I peeked up the window when Selena pulled up. She parked behind my Mustang, I didn’t want my moms to have any reason to call me or knock on my door. 
    I had removed my tequila from its hiding place and I was ready to smash. After a brief reintroduction to Teresa I grabbed a few red plastic cups and dispensed the Jose Cuervo. We watched Ridiculous on MTV and we all got comfortable on top of my bed. I was wearing a plain white wife beater tee and boxers. The girls had stripped down to the underwear. After hanging for a while I turned the TV off and put on some music. It was a mix of AWOLNATION, Swedish House Mafia, Calvin Harris and Fall Out Boy. My boy runny nose Ronnie was an amateur deejay.
    After the music started I went over to my open laptop and made sure the webcam was on. Last time I didn’t record the show but this time I was going to have a record of this encounter to play back at a later date.
    After I got them juiced up I was ready to rock and roll. My cock was ready to rock. My cock was harder than the last time I had a threesome. I could blame it on the alcohol or it could be that this time both the girls were hot.
    I had to go to the bathroom to rid myself of some of the liquor. When I returned to my bedroom Teresa and Selena were sitting on the edge of my bed in a passionate lip lock. Sexy, sexy, two girls kissing. I smiled and watched as Selena lovingly tongued down Teresa. Selena had her hands entangled in Teresa long silky straight hair. Teresa had a better body than Selena but Selena was hotter in the face. Both these girls were top of the line