the . . .?â says Dad.
Oh no.
Mattâs on TV.
Iâve been dreading this, but I still have to look. What Matt did is even more amazing seeing it on TV. There are clouds of dust, but you can still see the cattle are trying to foul him the whole time. He doesnât lose his temper once. Or the ball.
I think the doctors are wrong.
If Mattâs legs can survive that, they can survive anything.
âThe Cristiano Ronaldo of the cattle yard,â says the reporter. âShowing the minister what fancy footwork really looks like.â
The segment ends. I peek at Mum. Sheâs staring at the TV, her mouth open. I can see half-chewed fish finger, which sheâs always telling us we shouldnât ever let anyone see.
I hope she swallows it soon. Fish fingers can kill you if they get lodged in your airway. Asthma, page one.
âJudas H incredible,â says Dad.
Normally heâd be comforting Mum. But heâs still staring at the TV.
I see why. The next segmentâs started. And it is incredible. Mattâs in this one as well.
Franco Di Rafaela, one of the most famous footballers in the world, has just arrived in Australia for a year to play in the A League. Uncle Cliff reckons itâs partly because heâs a bit over the hill and partly because theyâre paying him millions.
This is his press interview at the airport. And one of the reporters is showing him a phone video of Matt in the cattle yard.
âIs this why youâve come to Australia?â the reporter says to Franco Di Rafaela. âSo you can learn some new skills?â
Franco Di Rafaela frowns. He looks like heâs hoping the reporter will be sent off. Then he shrugs in a weary but good-natured sort of way.
âAustralia is a young country in football,â he says. âI come here to be young again.â
He speaks good English, which isnât surprising. Everyone knows heâs just spent a few years playing for a top English club.
He points to the reporterâs phone, where a tiny Matt is still doing magic moves in the cattle yard.
âThis boy is me,â says Franco Di Rafaela. âExcept I learned my football on the street. Much harder. Stampeding cattle are easy compared to the traffic in Italy.â
The reporters laugh. The segment ends.
We all look at each other, stunned. Except Mum, who leaves the room.
Looking upset. Really, really upset.
And angry.
âMatt,â she calls from her bedroom. âCome in here, I want to talk to you.â
Matt looks at Dad.
Dad sighs, and signals for Matt to follow him into the bedroom. They both look like theyâre carrying about six wardrobes.
The phone starts ringing.
Iâm the only one left, so I answer it.
âBridie Sutherland,â I say. âSutherland residence.â
Itâs one of Mum and Dadâs friends, telling them that Mattâs just been on TV. I take a message. The phone rings again. And again. I take about twenty messages. I wish we had an answering machine, but Mum thinks theyâre rude.
Then Uncle Cliff comes crashing in through the screen door. He only lives in the next street, so when he wants to tell us something he usually just comes over.
âHow brilliant was that,â he says breathlessly. âThat was just totally Judas H brilliant.â
He sees itâs just me in the room. He sees Mum and Dad arenât there.
His face changes.
I can see heâs realising that maybe it wasnât totally Judas H brilliant for everyone.
I have the bad dream again.
The one I have a lot.
Me playing for Australia in a World Cup soccer final. Nilânil with two minutes to go. Iâve got the ball. Matt wants me to pass to him.
But I canât kick.
Thereâs bubble wrap round my legs. And my arms. And my chest.
Mattâs not much better off. His soccer shirt and shorts are made of cotton wool. Which is growing like fungus.
Itâs over his head and feet now.