later
Re:
Sleep well, Emmi.
The following day
Subject: Straight to the point
Hi Leo,
Letâs get it over with, then: I can do Saturday at two. Shall I tell you what I look like, so you donât have to spend too long searching for me? Or would you rather I found you? You could be sitting somewhere in the crowd looking bored, leafing through a newspaper and waiting for me to come and talk to you. I could say something like: âExcuse me, is this seat taken? Erm, you wouldnât be Mr. Leike, by any chance, the man with closeted feelings? Well, Iâm Emmi Rothner, glad to meet you, or rather, to have met you at last. So â¦ââpeering at the newspaperââ⦠whatâs going on in the world?â
Two hours later
Subject: Sorry
Iâm really sorry about my last email, Leo!! It was so, so, so ⦠well, it wasnât particularly friendly, thatâs for sure. I probably deserve to get the Systems Manager for that one.
Ten minutes later
Re:
Which Systems Manager?
Fifty seconds later
Re:
Oh, donât worry about it. Itâs a running joke between me and myself. Does that work for you, Saturday at two?
One minute later
Re:
Two oâclock is fine. Have a good Wednesday, Emmi.
Forty seconds later
Re:
Which is more or less the same as saying: âThatâs the last email youâll be getting from Leo today, Emmi.â
Seven hours later
Subject: (No subject)
At least youâre sticking to it!
Three hours later
Subject: Just for the hell of it
Is your light still on, Leo? (You donât have to reply. I was just wondering. And since I was wondering, I thought I might as well ask you.)
Three minutes later
Re:
Before you come up with the wrong answer yourself, Emmi, yes, my light is still on. Good night!
One minute later
Re:
So what are you up to? Good night.
Fifty seconds later
Re:
Iâm writing. Good night.
Forty seconds later
Re:
Who are you writing to? Pamela? Good night.
Thirty seconds later
Re:
Iâm writing to you. Good night.
Forty seconds later
Re:
To me ? What are you writing? Good night.
Twenty seconds later
Re:
Good night.
Twenty seconds later
Re:
Oh, I get it. Good night.
The following day
Subject: Two days to go
Dear Leo,
This is the last email Iâm going to send you until you send me one (first). Thatâs all I wanted to say, really. In case you donât reply, see you the day after tomorrow at Café Huber. I definitely wonât be wandering through the café searching for you with a crazed look in my eye. Iâll be sitting at a small table, somewhat apart from the crowd, waiting for the man who spent two years corresponding with me, building and dismantling feelings, until he decamped to Boston and locked away closets full of his own Emmi-feelings, waiting until this man finds me, so that we can bring this adventure of the mind to a fitting conclusion, once and for all. So Iâm asking you to try your best to identify me. You have three versions to choose from, as you know. And in case youâve forgotten your sisterâs descriptions, Iâm happy to give you a few prompts. (It soooooo happens that I have your email from back then.) Emmi One: petite, short dark hair (could have grown a fair amount in a year and a half, of course), boisterous, âa dignified arrogance masking a slight insecurity,â a bit lofty, fine featured, rapid movements, buzzing, temperamental. Emmi Two: tall, blond, large breasts, feminine, a little slower in her movements. Emmi Three: medium height, brunette, shy, unsociable perhaps, melancholic. So I donât think youâll have any problem finding me. Do write back, and if you donât, have two relaxed/stress-free days. And take care of that key of yours!
Emmi
Ten minutes later
Re:
Dear Emmi, youâve made it easier for me to recognize you, easier than you meant to, I expect. Youâve finally admitted that youâre Emmi One,
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