star. Perhaps you know him from
Boyz of Bel Air
? Sitcom in the eighties about two white kids from the Bronx who move to Bel Air?”
Don finally turned around. D.D. eyed him closely.
“Never saw it. Gary Masters. He good? Easy to work with?”
“Pro,” Don said immediately. “He started in commercials at six months, meaning he’s literally been acting all his life.”
“Maybe he didn’t like being corrected by a cop?”
“No. Gary seemed into it, considered Samuel to be his own personal character consultant. You don’t always get that on a set.”
“What about the director?”
“Ron Lafavre.”
“Sounds like Chaibongsai had final say on some scenes. Did that irk him?”
“Ron’s who asked for a police expert, so I wouldn’t think so.”
“Any other issues crop up that last day?”
“What do you mean?”
“Did you get through your scenes? Cameras worked, sound rolled, cast was happy? No mishaps, however minor?”
Don’s turn to regard her closely. “No . . . Detective, are you having second thoughts about being our expert? Because we really do need one, so—”
“Not at all, not at all.” She waved her hand.
Don continued to frown at her. “Are you worried that Chaibongsai will return? Because if so, I have to admit, we’d go back to him, as he’s familiar with the project. But you’d be compensated for time worked, of course.”
“I’m not worried about that,” D.D. said immediately.
“Then . . .”
“Chaibongsai isn’t coming back.” She took a step closer in the small trailer. Allowed her pregnant bulk to crowd Don a little, force him back against the table. His hands were where she could see them, and while he may not have noticed it yet, she wore her firearm in a shoulder holster underneath her open coat, easily accessible.
She wasn’t scared of Don Bilger, though. She was curious.
“Samuel Chaibongsai is dead,” she said, watching the producer’s nervous face. “I got the call on my way here. Landlord found his body. Looks like he was beaten to death by some kind of blunt object. For example, a baseball bat.”
What do you need to get the job done? Murder weapon of choice, of course, based on your preferred methodology. But what else? Gloves, thin latex for maximum dexterity, while limiting evidence transfer. Hat, not a bad idea for containing any shedding hair.
But what else? Now you must consider your victim choice as well as methodology. Is he or she a fighter? Perhaps you require restraints, or a secondary weapon to stun your victim into submission. Or perhaps the right disguise to help lower defenses, draw your victim in. I recommend a suit; there’s something about a man in a suit that almost always inspires trust.
Do not love your shoes. Chances are, they will have to be tossed as the soles leave behind imprints. Also, consider the moments after your first strike. If you plan on spending some time with your victim, you will want to gather ancillary items such as duct tape, rope, pliers, perhaps a lighter, and/or a camera. Do you want a Taser? A plastic bag for bloody clothes?
Pack your murder kit. This is step three.
Chapter 3
A very subdued Don Bilger led D.D. from his white trailer back outside to the waiting transport van. Normally, D.D. would’ve preferred walking, but her back was still bothering her, the baby seeming to have gained three pounds in just the past hour, so driving to the “green room,” where the stars hung out until summoned on set, sounded good.
D.D. had never signed the movie contract. Originally, when she’d spoken to her boss, Deputy Superintendent of Homicide Cal Horgan, she’d been okayed to play consultant on her personal time for private pay. But the discovery of Chaibongsai’s body had changed all that.
Already her squadmates Phil and Neil were at the scene, studying the body, processing the basics. Uniformed officers would start with the canvassing of neighbors. Lists would be made of known contacts, and