of them had come to the office in an hour or so.
âKim,â she called out, figuring the girl must have been secretly trying to record her. Maybe sheâd fallen, knocked something over.
There was no answer, and the air smelled like the ocean, as if there were a window open somewhere.
Lille, her heart racing, picked up a spreader barâa heavy metal rod covered in neoprene with rings on either end. It was meant to be attached to cuffs and used to keep a personâs legs spread wide. Lille eased into the closet doorway, gripping the rod like a baseball bat.
She peeked out, then gasped, jumping back.
A naked man was lying on his back in the center of her office floor, jacking off. A strong breeze blew the curtains through the broken window in the back of the room.
âHi, Lille,â he greeted her, grimacing as he gripped himself hard. âDo you like it?â
Lille held the bar a little tighter. Screaming seemed like an option . . . and calling the cops.
âIs it big?â he continued, huffing as he worked himself. âYou like it?â
âUgh.â Lille shuddered and dialed 911. âJohn,â she yelled.
John appeared in the doorway to the office, seeing in one glance both the intruder on the floor and Lille in the closet to his right.
âShit. You guys stay back,â he ordered everyone.
Kim, of course, didnât listen and weaseled her way around John. She was filming the entire thingâshe wouldnât be able to post it unless she edited out the manâs penis, but of course that wouldnât stop her. The man was pale and stockyâhe actually looked a little like Stellan SkarsgÃ¥rd, but that didnât make his presence in Lilleâs office any more palatable.
Jordan tried to grab her. âKim, come here.â
Kim looked up at him and waved a hand. âWhy? Heâs harmless. This kind doesnât hurt anybody.â She pointed the camera at the man working himself over. âWhy are you here, loser?â
âDoes she like it?â he asked the camera, his eyes wild. âIs it big?â
Jordan shook his head. âDude, nobody likes it.â
âItâs okay.â Kim shrugged behind her camera.
Jordan looked appalled. âYou wonât even go on a date with me, and this guy looks okay?â
Kim pulled the camera away and frowned at Jordan. âI told you not to fall in love with me. Youâre stupid,â she concluded, and brought the camera back up to her face.
Lille winced, holding the phone to her ear so sheâd be able to hear the dispatcher.
Jordan was red-faced, and the man on the floor was groaning.
âLilleâmy Fetish Queenâcan I come on your tits?â
Mary, who was leaning around the barrier John was trying to make of his body, let out a sincere, âEeeeeewwww.â
John looked torn between wanting to throw the guy out on his ass and not wanting to go near him.
Lille didnât blame him. She was thinking about burning the rug.
âYes, thereâs been a break-in at my business.â Lille tried to cover the mouthpiece of the phone with her hand so the dispatcher wouldnât hear the moaning and get the wrong idea. âThe Fetish Box, 500 East Dania Beach Boulevard . . . Thereâs a naked man in my office.â
âThatâs probably not the first time theyâve heard that,â Mary suggested.
Jordan snorted and folded his arms, his color faded somewhat, but still a gleam of irritation in his eyes. âThatâs probably not the first time theyâve heard that for this address.â
Kim turned the camera on him. âDidnât Maryâs mom find you naked in her car?â
Jordan dropped his arms. âThat was different.â
âUh-uh,â Kim argued succinctly.
âWhoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much.â Jordan waved a hand. âYou act like you know everything.â
âAnd you canât have