second bathroom â an en suite like Marciaâs â instead of just one for our whole family. How are five people meant to manage with just one bathroom? We do have a broken old toilet in the horrible stinking shed at the bottom of our garden, but I doubt if anyoneâs used it since Victorian times. Youâd probably get some kind of bum disease if you sat on that loo.
Later, at school, I heard the Leech saying to Jade, âLooks like Cassieâs actually tried to do her hair today, ha ha!â
âYeah,â Jade said. âWonder why?â
They both burst out laughing, then the Leech said, âCâmon, letâs ask her for some styling tips.â
I bolted away down the corridor before they could get me, wishing I wasnât such a coward. Perhaps combing through conditioner and leaving it in wasnât such a great idea, even though Iâd read it as a beauty tip in one of Marciaâs magazines. Ollie smiled at me, though, in history. He either didnât notice my peculiar lank hair, or is too in awe of my sparkling personality to care what I look like.
Big sis Beth was whisked off at seven thirty a.m. by her boyfriend Henry to some posh family do miles and miles away. I canât stand Henry. He drenches himself in so much aftershave itâs a wonder he manages to breathe in any oxygen. And Bethâs not much better. Sheâs just turned eighteen and is meant to be on a gap year, which Iâd assumed meant doing exciting stuff like trekking through India or swimming with dolphins, but all she seems to do is paint her nails and drool over Henry. As soon as theyâd left, I snuck into her room to nick some of her baby-soft tissues. I stuffed a whole wodge of them into the left cup of my bra and was quite pleased with the natural-looking result. But when I glanced down in morning break, the tissue clump had worked its way down to my stomach. Now it looked like I had some kind of horrible growth.
Left boob still hasnât grown. No wonder Iâm feeling so unbalanced.
No chance to talk to Ollie this morning because there was a swarm of people buzzing around him at break. Iâm glad heâs hanging out with Sam and Joey, though. Theyâre pretty friendly and like a laugh, which might make getting to know Ollie a bit easier.
The three of them were hanging about outside the chippy at lunchtime. They were chatting, probably about London and how it compares to living in such a boring place like Tarmouth, where even the pier fell into the sea because it couldnât be bothered with the place any more. Me and Evie had walked past the chippy queue when someone shouted, âHey, Cassie!â
I whirled around to see who it was. Sam was grinning at me and holding out his bag of chips. âWant one?â he asked.
âThanks,â I said, going back to take one from his bag.
Ollie was watching me. I was trying to focus on Sam because I knew if I even glanced at Ollie, Iâd go bright red and not be able to speak normally. âGrowing pains any better?â Ollie asked with a smirk.
âOh, yeah, thanks,â I mumbled to the ground.
âHave you been ill or something?â Sam asked, looking concerned.
âNo, no,â I said quickly. âItâs just ⦠just some pains I was having the other day.â
Iâd told Evie all about the growing pains incident, and she was giggling as we walked away from the boys. âMaybe you should see a doctor, Cassie,â she teased. âThose pains of yours sound serious.â
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After school, I phoned Mum and said I was going to Marciaâs. She sounded annoyed. âIâve got a few jobs for you, Cassie,â she said, which made me even gladder that Marcia had asked me over (even though Marciaâs mum can be a bit scary and never seems exactly delighted whenever I go round). Me and Marcia had dinner in their huge, incredibly tidy kitchen, with her mum banging cups