me with those melty brown eyes, which was hotly embarrassing because I didnât know what to say next.
âUm, Carrieâ¦â Ollie fished out a crumpled timetable from his trouser pocket.
âCassie,â I corrected him. âMy nameâs Cassie.â
âOh. Right. Sorry.â
âSâOK,â I said with a shrug, as if I was used to being called the wrong name and it didnât bother me at all.
He frowned at his timetable. âDâyou know where Mr Snowâs class is?â
âYeah,â I said, but as I started to tell him my mind went kind of ⦠empty. It was as if all the little cogs in my brain had suddenly stopped working. âEr, Mr Snowâ¦â I mumbled over the thumping of my heart.
âFrench,â Ollie said, giving me a strange look. I had my left arm clamped over the left side of my body to disguise my âunusualâ shape.
âOh yeah,â I said with a loud, stupid laugh. âYouâre in Mr Snowâs class, are you? I get Miss Hitchin for French. Mr Snowâs stricter but heâll be fine with you, seeing as youâre newâ¦â
âEr, right,â he said with a grin. Shut up, Cassie. Shut up. âSo whereâs his class?â he prompted me.
âOh, um ⦠go along to the end, turn left, and I think his roomâs, er, second on theâ¦â
âHave you hurt your arm?â Ollie interrupted.
âWhat? No. Why?â I kept it bent and stuck to my body. The loo paper had got too scratchy so I was going about unpadded.
âItâs just, youâre holding it like thisâ¦â He copied my odd pose.
âIâm fine. Itâs just kinda ⦠achy.â I winced and gave the elbow area a little rub with my other hand.
âWhy?â Ollie frowned.
âUm ⦠Iâm not sure. Growing pains, I think. Thatâs what my dad said.â
âCan you get those in your elbow?â
âYeah.â I nodded firmly. âIâm sure you can. Itâs all to do with the, er ⦠joint. And the bones.â Shut your great big idiot mouth, Cassie Malone, before he thinks youâre insane.
âIs it?â His lips twitched a bit.
âUh-huh. Everything grows too quickly, faster than the bones can keep up, so you get these pains in the, erâ¦â I tailed off and blinked down at my shoes. What was I on about, pretending to be some kind of bone expert?
âDonât you have classes, you two?â barked Miss Rashley, marching towards us with her nostrils flaring and a furious scowl on her face.
âJust going,â I gabbled, hurrying away, relieved that sheâd got me out of the bone conversation. And at least weâd talked, me and Ollie. Take that, push-up-bra-Leech. She might have simpered all over him with her fluttery eyes and flicky hair, but he seemed genuinely worried about my elbow. Which must meanâ¦
Actually, I donât know what it means. But Iâm going to have to sort out the boob situation urgently.
Normally Iâm ready for school in about six minutes. Today, though, I tried to do my hair so it wasnât so wild and messy-looking (my shoulder-length muddy-coloured hair has a mind of its own) and wondered if maybe one day I might persuade Mum to buy me some straighteners.
âWhat are you doing in there?â she yelled through the locked bathroom door, while I rummaged through our cupboard for something to make my hair lie flat. Dadâs anti-baldie lotion stuff was sitting there on the shelf, and I was so tempted to slap a bit on my boob to see if it might speed up its growth.
âCassie!â Mum shouted again.
âSheâs beautifying ,â chuckled my big brother Ned from the landing. âSheâs transforming herself into a vision of loveliness.â
âHow long will that take?â Mum retorted in response.
âYears,â I growled, wishing we had a proper
Arthur Agatston, Joseph Signorile