things they call a gasket today, I wouldnât blow my nose on.â
He looked up at me.
âSo, Bones. When we goinâ huntinâ, anyway? We got to get you a deer. Nice big eight-point buck.â
âIâd have to wrestle it down,â I said.
âWell, Jesus, man. Weâll get you a rifle. Maybe even a bullet or two. You think youâll need more than one?â
âOnly if you want me to get your deer, too.â
âOh, listen to him,â Varney said, picking up a putty knife and whittling at the motor head on the bench. âGonna get me my deer, too. Bones, weâre gonna make a hunter out of you yet. Get you one of those guns that the flag pops out of, says bang . The deerâll die laughing.â
I grinned and picked up a greasy bolt from the bench and put it down, then looked for something to wipe my fingers on.
âSeen any?â I asked.
âOh, hell yes,â Varney said.
He whittled at pieces of old gasket. Sort of like a sculptor, I thought.
âMe and the old lady went out back to the old orchard last night. Musta been, I donât know, six-thirty. Quarter to seven. I says, âJust sit there and hush your mouth.ââ
âYou said that, did you?â
âWell, maybe I did put it a little bit nicer. So weâre sitting there on a couple of grease cans. Marmon left âem up there when he was cutting that oak and beech up on the ridge. Goddamn son of a bitch. Stove the place all to hell and shorted me to boot. But anyway. What goes around comes around, right? So weâre sitting there and weâre real quiet and it ainât five minutes before they come. There were two does, one good-size one, and then a third one comes out of the woods, sniffing and slow like, and I says to Mary, âYou just wait. These girls are gonna have an old man with âem.â Itâs getting a little darker and there he comes, big old boy, eight points, over two hundred pounds, and heâs out there under those apple trees, eating the drops, tame asa goddamn sheep. From here to that shed. Couldâve hit any one of them with a rock.â
âBut they wonât be there November first,â I said.
âWonât be there. Wonât be anywhere where youâll find âem easy. Theyâll go back in those cedar swamps way up onâwell it used to be part of the old Wilkinson place. Old man Wilkinson, heâs dead now. What a tight son of a bitch he was. Used to hay with him when I was a kid, me and my brothers. Penny a bale. Had to beg to get that out of him. Old man owned something like six hundred acres. So frigginâ crooked, they didnât bury him, they screwed him into the ground.â
I smiled. Varney put the putty knife down and dipped his fingers in a can of hand soap. He was meticulous that way. Always clean-shaven. Hair short and neat. Tools all lined up like the barn was a BMW garage in Westchester.
What twenty years in the Marines will do for you.
âWe gotta get you shootinâ, Bones,â he said, smiling, but more with his eyes than his mouth. âCause you know whatâs gonna happen. I could look for that buck for years and not even see a track. Youâll walk out there the first morning and heâll tap you on the shoulder.â
âHe does that, Iâm gonna tap him back,â I said.
Varney pulled a clump of paper towels from the dispenser above the bench.
âAinât that the truth,â he said. âHardest thing to shoot is something thatâs lookinâ you right in the eyes.â
For a moment, Varney was quiet and you could hear the flies buzzing in the warmth of the windows. He did this every once in a while. Heâd go off somewhere else, disappearing into the wells of his eyes. I waited, as I usually did, and then he was back, the lines on his temple crinkling as he smiled.
âCome on, Bones. Come on in and have something real to eat, instead
The Other Log of Phileas Fogg