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parachute.
    — Katherine Yunker
     
     
6'3" guy in my Neon
    backseat.
    — Kelly Kovaleski
     
     
You loved, lied, cheated,
    me too.
    — Kristin Knudsen
     
     
At twelve found soulmate,
    still together.
    — Nancy Miner
     
     
Despise him. Desperately
    seek his approval.
    — Beth Linas
     
     
Inevitably, his
    obituary didn’t
    mention me.
    — R. Sue Dodea
     
     
My heart is
    my strongest
    muscle.
    — Shanna Katz
     
     
Heartbroken, until
    the bitch finally
    died.
    — Christopher Moore
     
     
Incest: Nothing was
    ever the same.
    — Laura Davis
     
     
Kissed
    many frogs.
    Finally found
    prince.
    — Lacie Cannon
     
     
Good as friends,
    disaster as lovers.
    — Shani Friedman
     
     
He told me he was
    single.
    — Esther Newberg
     
     
Loved. Lost. Loved
    again. Worth it.
    — Erika Jakubassa
     
     
He e-mailed again
    and I deleted.
    — Molly Antopol
     
     
Love: eight pounds and six ounces.
    — Kenny Clark
     
     
Walking away, never saw her face.
    — Robert MacLeod
     
     
Right people. Wrong time.
    Wrong place.
    — Tina Wells
     
     
My tattoo,
    his name,
    our secret.
    — Susan Breeden
     
     
I should have seen
    him coming.
    — Kelly Bruce
     
     

He always
    stirs my
    chocolate
    milk.
    — Sarah Thornburg
     
     

Their divorce, his Viagra,
    her insurance.
    — Kathy Service
     
     
She wanted Gatsby.
    Got “Gets By.”
    — Beth Connellan
     
     
Therapist:
    "You went
    back after
    that?"
    — Neil Thornton
     
     
Still can’t believe
    I kissed him.
    — Rosally Sapla
     
     
Long distance didn’t make
    love easier.
    — Rachel Kramer Bussel
     
     
My book title makes dating
    awkward.
    — V. V. Ganeshananthan
     
     
Big ambitions. Chased
    women. Oh well…
    — Don Cummer
     
     
Child bride sticks
    with first love.
    — Erika Munson
     
     
I asked, sadly she said no.
    — Judy Hasday
     
     
We were roadkill on
    love’s highway.
    — Kyla E. Town
     
     
It was always better
    with strangers.
    — Igby Kin
     
     
Replaced by a mail-order
    bride.
    — Marissa Jacobe
     
     
Screwed. Screwed Up.
    Settled down. Happier.
    — Steve Almond
     
     
Oh, I loved you so much…
    — Tillie Seger
     
     
He was “our” dog—
    not anymore.
    — Chris Teja
     
     
Red flags all over China,
    heartbroken.
    — Amy Blumenreder
     
     
Kissing technique learned from
    watching television.
    — Mark Harris
     
     
Said I pulled out,
    I lied.
    — Troy Nickerson
     
     
Among your sexiest
    attributes: health
    insurance.
    — Jaynel Attolini
     
     
She left all her things
    behind.
    — Craig Fishburn
     
     
Loved them all, for a
    minute.
    — Ian Fischer
     
     
Don’t want your ring. Just love.
    — Naomi Piercey
     
     
Teen homewrecker.
    Still miss his kid.
    — Martha Garvey
     
     
Hired me. Fired me.
    Married me.
    — Julie Klam
     
     

You were
    my Little
    Red-Haired
    Girl.
    — Patricia Bailey
     
     

Girl beautiful. No
    Mercedes. No love.
    — Sujoy Kumar Chowdhury
     
     
Jeannette’s spell influences my
    every thought.
    — Jordan Brady
     
     
He should have married
    the television.
    — Tammy Lunn
     
     
Wined, dined, free.
    Bedded, wedded, flee.
    — Gail L. Jenner
     
     
Never again. Maybe Once. Yes, okay.
    — Emma Starr
     
     
He preferred buddies.
    Buddy preferred me.
    — Tara Lazar
     
     
Unfortunately eight
    inches was not
    enough.
    — Steven Banks
     
     
More complicated than
    movies let on.
    — Erin McIntosh
     
     

Job requires me
    to contemplate
    cunnilingus.
    — Dan Savage
     
     

I fell in love twice today.
    — Vanessa Aricco
     
     
She got Hodgkin’s
    lymphoma. I bailed.
    — Michael Malice
     
     
He loved the Mac, not me…
    — Ellen Holmes
     
     
Wow. Didn’t think
    she’d do that.
    — Gary Belsky
     
     
Maybe he will call me tomorrow.
    — Jody Madala
     
     
Married a hottie,
    divorced a hothead.
    — Pixie Paradiso
     
     
Shhh. You won’t feel a thing.
    — Emily Doherty
     
     
Me, wife, boyfriend;
    polyamory can work.
    — Amy