Gibaldi
Forgot why I left;
went back.
— Sharon Lewis
Marry for
love, again
and again.
— Deborah Rodriguez
Not him again!
said my mother.
— Lisa Ihnken
I left town and
died, alone.
— Eric J. Millar
Mr. Wrong introduced
me to Right.
— Amy Fudally
She knows what my
Kryptonite is.
— Matt Ruff
His country house was painted black.
— Robin Palme
Lost a lover;
gained a lawyer.
— Matt Mather
Discovered my love is in Him.
— Eboni Stewart
It helps to label
the books.
— Juan Antonio del Rosario
Forced into being Jewish By Choice.
— Mariah I. Garving
Romance remembered
often better than
experienced.
— Jean Feingold
What do you want
for dinner?
— Drew Magary
Met girl, moved abroad,
she followed.
— Cody Barkley
He loved her more than me.
— Shelby Mulhare
Butterflies still kicking after
ten years.
— Lisa Taylor
Found soul mate.
Became cell mate.
— Harlan Stanton
He preferred “fuck”
over “make love.”
— Jessica Chalmers
But his sweat tasted like
mushrooms.
— Kathryn Kreimer
He punched my car.
The End.
— Marya Hornbacher
Love plus laughter:
happily ever after.
— Dan Goggin
Tried many; selected the
finest one.
— Maria Nestorides
Worried the dog liked him better.
— Lindsay Ross
Said “I do.”
Screamed “I don’t.”
— Shawn Lea
Could not give up
the remote.
— Doni Gewirtzman
Good men? Like promises,
easily broken.
— Bill West
He still needs me
at sixty-four.
— Armistead Maupin
Her funeral made us a couple.
— Allison Joseph
My husband texted her,
“Wanna fuck?”
— Elisha Boudreau
If only he wasn’t a Republican.
— Holly Fitzpatrick
Visiting Belizean
prison, must be love.
— Jenny Kessler
Proposed under windchimes,
gusty winds ahead.
— Melissa Marlene Laurie
Second time, for
love and money.
— Ronald Zalewski
Said good-bye. Murdered
our future forever.
— Twanna Hines
Marriage coaching didn’t
work. I’m faking.
— Laurie Schmidt
Lust walked in.
Love walked out.
— Amy Sedivy
Marry me, boy, said
the cougar.
— Kat Shehata
Happy in convent.
Then grace left.
— Amelia Perkins
Remaining married despite
infidelity and in-laws.
— H. D. Driggers
He lied, cheated, left;
bestselling memoir.
— Laura Fraser
It’s worth it, despite your mother.
— Samantha MacFarlane
In his smile I saw forever.
— Aliviah Sauers
Never thought I’d marry a
mortician.
— Meaghan O’Neill
Monogamists meet at sex
party, marry.
— Molly Ditmore
Critical, clenched
husband. Heavy, heavy
heart.
— Natalie Shrock
Thought Yiddish.
Married British.
Oy! Oi!
— Rachel Pine
Preferred brunettes but
kept the blond.
— Rebecca Stadolnik
He liked me for my race.
— Tommy Wong
Still have hope. Maybe
he’ll change.
— Ariel Leve
Love, a rose. Velvet petals,
thorny.
— Sharon Haymes
We married twice.
We divorced twice.
— Veronica Honer
Love
almost
always
leads to
heartbreak.
— Raoul Felder, Esq.
I cleaned. He cleaned me out.
— Naomi Major
Love at first
sight is blind.
— Jace Albao
I came. He conquered.
We divided.
— Jen Kocher
I married three times too
many.
— Winnie Shrader
Tried men.
Tried women.
Like cats.
— Dona Bumgarner
He cut his hair:
thrill gone.
— Rosie Clarke
She called. Friend answered.
Lost both.
— Ellis Reyes
Overly romantic soul,
born wrong era.
— Elisa Shevitz
Found love at forty-six.
Who knew?
— Dixie Feldman
Leap of faith.
Shit, no