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failed him. Miller sent him an empathetic nod. Brough was less patient.
âWe want any and all CCTV footage from the time Doctor Kabungo checked in. We shall also want to interview all members of staff on duty since that time.â
âAlso the guests,â added Miller.
âI was going to say that; thank you, Miller.â
âThe guests?â Barry Morgan paled. âAre you sure that is absolutely necessary?â
âCrucial,â said Brough. âWeâll set up an incident room - you can perhaps suggest somewhere suitable.â
âUm, well, thereâs the banqueting hall. Or the conference suite.â
âWhichever. Come on, Miller. While Mr - ah, Manager checks his staff rotas, letâs make a start on rounding up the residents - is that what you call them, Mr Manager? Residents?â
âItâs Barry. Barry Morgan.â
Brough frowned. âSurely you donât call them that.â
Miller swatted at him with the back of her hand. She stood. âThank you for your cooperation, Mr Morgan.â She smiled an apology for her partnerâs rudeness.
Out in the corridor, she upbraided Brough.
âI was not rude!â he gasped, indignantly.
âYou bloody was! âSurely you donât call them thatâ. You snooty bastard.â
âWas I? Am I? Perhaps itâs jet lag.â
âYouâve been back for a week.â
âOh. Iâm sorry, Miller. Itâs just that once youâve had a taste of... something different - well...â
âUgh! Spare me the blow-by-blow - and I could have phrased that better.â
âI mean a different life. Itâs completely different over there. The weather - do you know, rain actually surprises them? And thereâs such an optimism; you can see it in their eyes. The sense that anything is possible.â
âBollocks,â said Miller. âYouâve had a bit of a fling with a rich-as-creases film star. Youâve visited a very exclusive bubble and - why are you laughing at me?â
âItâs âCroesusâ, Miller. Not âcreasesâ!â
âI wasnât far off. Now, come on.â They had reached the door of the first room. âLetâs see whoâs in.â
She knocked.
âItâs not a bit of a fling,â Brough was petulant. âHeâs asked me.â
âWhoâs asked you what?â
âOscar Buzz. Heâs asked me to move to Hollywood. For good.â
Miller kept her eyes on the door. Which was not opening.
âNo joy here,â she muttered. âLetâs move on.â
***
At Dedley Zoo, Jeffrey Newton assured the detectives that his staff were conducting a thorough search of the grounds and had been doing so since the zorilla first got loose.
âHave you tried the lions?â Detective Inspector Stevens interrupted.
âWell-â
ââCause if it got in with the lions, well, there wonât be nothing left to find.â
âHe - it wonât have got into the lionsâ enclosure.â
âAm you sure about that?â
âQuite sure, yes.â
âTigers, then.â
âIt wouldnât have got into the tigersâ enclosure either. Really, Inspector-â
âWell,â Pattimore interceded. âIf youâre satisfied your team have matters under control within the zoo boundaries, weâll concentrate our efforts elsewhere. Weâll fan out in an increasing radius.â
ââFan outâ,â Stevens mocked. âYou sound like that wanker, D I Brough.â
Pattimore grimaced. Mere mention of his ex brought instant pangs of guilt. Being compared to him rankled like hell.
âYouâll need these, gentlemen.â Newton indicated some equipment on a table. There were long poles with what looked like snares on the end, thick gloves, and a carrying case with a cage door. âThe zorilla may look cute but it can be vicious when