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forgot she was there. The room became empty.
    It upset people. It was probably meant to. But Tiffany had learned silence too, from Granny Aching, her real grandmother. Now she was learning that if you made yourself really quiet, you could become almost invisible.
    Granny Weatherwax was an expert.
    Tiffany thought of it as the I’m-not-here spell, if it was a spell. She reasoned that everyone had something inside them that told the world they were there. That was why you could often sensewhen someone was behind you, even if they were making no sound at all. You were receiving their I-am-here signal.
    Some people had a very strong one. They were the people who got served first in shops. Granny Weatherwax had an I-am-here signal that bounced off the mountains when she wanted it to; when she walked into a forest, all the wolves and bears ran out the other side.
    She could turn it off, too.
    She was doing that now. Tiffany was having to concentrate to see her. Most of her mind was telling her that there was no one there at all.
    Well, she thought, that’s about enough of that. She coughed. Suddenly Granny Weatherwax had always been there.
    “Miss Treason is very well,” said Tiffany.
    “A fine woman,” said Granny.
    “Oh, yes.”
    “She has her funny ways,” said Tiffany.
    “We’re none of us perfect,” said Granny.
    “She’s trying some new eyes,” said Tiffany.
    “That’s good.”
    “They’re a couple of ravens….”
    “It’s just as well,” said Granny.
    “Better than the mouse she usually uses,” said Tiffany.
    “I expect they are.”
    There was a bit more of this, until Tiffany began to get annoyed at doing all the work. There was such a thing as common politeness, after all. Oh well, she knew what to do about it now.
    “Mrs. Earwig’s written another book,” she said.
    “I heard,” said Granny. The shadows in the room maybe grew a little darker.
    Well, that explained the sulk. Even thinking about Mrs. Earwig made Granny Weatherwax angry. Mrs. Earwig was all wrong to Granny Weatherwax. She wasn’t born locally, which was almost a crime to begin with. She wrote books, and Granny Weatherwax didn’t trust books. And Mrs. Earwig (pronounced “Ah-wij,” at least by Mrs. Earwig) believed in shiny wands and magical amulets and mystic runes and the power of the stars, while Granny Weatherwax believed in cups of tea, dry biscuits, washing every morning in cold water, and, well, she believed mostly in Granny Weatherwax.
    Mrs. Earwig was popular among the younger witches, because if you did witchcraft her way, you could wear so much jewelry that you could barely walk. Granny Weatherwax wasn’t popular with anyone much—
    —except when they needed her. When Death was standing by the cradle or the axe slipped in the woods and blood was soaking into the moss, you sent someone hurrying to the cold, gnarly little cottage in the clearing. When all hope was gone, you called for Granny Weatherwax, because she was the best.
    And she always came. Always. But popular? No. Need is not the same as like. Granny Weatherwax was for when things were serious .
    Tiffany did like her, though, in an odd kind of way. She thought Granny Weatherwax liked her, too. She let Tiffany call her Granny to her face, when all the other young witches had to call her Mistress Weatherwax. Sometimes Tiffany thought that if you were friendly to Granny Weatherwax, she tested you to see how friendly you would stay. Everything about Granny Weatherwax was a test.
    “The new book is called First Flights in Witchcraft ,” she went on, watching the old witch carefully.
    Granny Weatherwax smiled. That is, her mouth went up at the corners.
    “Hah!” she said. “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: You can’t learn witchin’ from books. Letice Earwig thinks you can become a witch by goin’ shoppin’.” She gave Tiffany a piercing look, as if she were making up her mind about something. Then she said: “An’ I’ll wager she