would put his skills with spray paint and walls to good use. Even though he pretended he had no interest in school and was just biding time until graduation, Roberto was extremely talented. Our teachers often compared him to Jean Michel Basquiat. Without the heroin habit.
âIâm sorry weâre stuck in the dining room,â I said. âThe girls claimed the bedroom. I get the idea they think the apartment sucks overall.â
âThis is a room? I thought it was a broom closet,â Roberto said. âThe futon takes up half the room.â
I opened a small door and said, âNo. This is the broom closet.â
He laughed and said, âIâm just teasinâ, Nickito!â
âStop calling me that.â
âWho gives a shit what anyone thinks? What matters is, we have our own place, yo!â He high-fived me, then saw Kendra standing in our doorway. âItâs got a good view, too.â
âI just wanted to give you my share of the deposit, Nick.â She took a tentative step into the room and handed me a check. âYou know, while Iâve got it? Before I accidentally spend it on something silly, like food.â
âOr the power bill,â I said.
She sighed and asked, âHow much was it to get the lights turned on?â
âTheyâre billing us. It wonât come for another month.â
âNot me,â Roberto said. âI could pop at any time.â
I couldnât tell if Kendra was grossed out or trying to figure out what Roberto meant. I introduced them. When she left and I heard the bedroom door close, I turned to Roberto and said, âRoommates are off-limits.â
âWe got two honeys in our house and youâre telling me I canâtââ
He was cut off when Morgan knocked loudly on our door frame and said, âHey, you.â
âNick,â I reminded her, then sneezed twice. âSorry. I donât know if itâs a cold orââ
âListen, just because weâre sharing this glorified shoe box doesnât mean I want to hear your life story, okay? Kendra told me she gave you her share of the rent and deposit. I donât want you thinking Iâm some freeloader, so here.â She slapped a check on top of my duffel bag. Before she left, she said, âYou should get a door or hang up a sheet in this doorway. I donât want to walk by and accidentally see your man-bits or anything.â
I stood and breathed through my mouth. Roberto was silent next to me. I wasnât sure what he was contemplating. Probably that one of the âhoneysâ wasnât such a catch after all. The miracle would be if he tried to catch her and didnât get his ass kicked. As tough as Roberto might be, Iâd put my money on Morgan. If I had money.
While I put both girlsâ checks in my wallet, I sneezed three more times and remembered my cup of tea. It was stone cold, but I drank it in the kitchen while Roberto made a couple more phone calls. Then I went back into our room, trying to summon up enthusiasm for unpacking.
âLetâs get out of here,â Roberto said abruptly, picking up my hoodie and tossing it to me. I slipped into it, understanding his need to leave. Four people sharing the rent was an appealing idea. Four people inhabiting the same small space at the same time was less so. Plus Morganâs movers were due any minute. Something told me that would entail a lot of drama.
I considered my scratchy throat and said, âLet me get a heavier jacket.â
It had finally stopped raining, but the air was still cold and damp. While we walked, Roberto entertained me with a perfect imitation of Morgan. When I realized where we were heading, I wiped my nose with alternating sleeves of my jacket and asked, âWhatâs up? Where are we going?â
âListen to you, all suspicious. It stopped raining, so I thought weâd get out andââ
âNo,â I