element, energetic though never seeming to be in a hurry, knowledgeable but often making fun of what he knew.
âDonât call me Bailiss,â he said. âAnd I wonât call you Smith. Itâs too much like school.â
Peter Bailiss was interested in politics, but he spent a good deal of time delving into odd sects.
âThe Muggletonians,â said Peter. âThereâs a fine name for a group.â
âIâve never heard of them.â
âI grew up as a Quaker,â said Peter. âThe Muggletonians tell everyone that they should be egalitarian and pacifist. But they hate the Quakers, who believe much the same thing. They refuse to proselytize, so itâs astounding thereâs any left.â
âWhy are you interested?â
âThese political movements, utopians really. Theyâre curious distillations of the way people think. People get an idea about how to live and then they take it as their right to tell other people what to do.â
âIsnât that what politics is about?â said George.
âAnd what about the Oxford Group? Theyâve got it down to four principles, or is it three? âAbsolute chastity, absolute purity, absolute truthy.â Thereâs a chap on the other side of the quad. Heâs one of them. You must have seen him. He doesnât walk so much as scuttle: not very tall, short dark hair, always wears a suit. If you listen to him it boils down to not doing anything rude to yourself in bed at night.â
âI donât think Iâve seen him.â
âThey want to take over the world. First theyâre going to get hold of all the top people, to induct them into the Principles. Thatâs why that chapâs at Cambridge: to nobble future cabinet ministers. Problems of the world? Solved.â
âYouâre looking for something to join and havenât quite found it yet?â
âSometimes I think about the Party,â he said. âBut theyâve not got it right either.â
âThe Party?â
âCommunist Party ⦠I mean, Marx is right that thereâs an essential bit about relations between employers and workers. But then they want to kill all the class enemies: âYou canât make an omelette without breaking eggs.â Violence justified with a metaphor from cooking breakfast.â
âIs that what they say?â
âYouâve heard them. Makes them feel theyâre in the right, for when the Revolution comes.â
What George felt was that heâd come from a backwater.
âThe Communists hold quite good meetings. Dâyou want to come to one next week? About whatâs going on in Spain.â
In first-year Physiology, George had found he had to do practicals: perform experiments in the form of class exercises. People were paired off, and Georgeâs partner was Douglas Hinton, a rather intense person who would peer at George across the top of his spectacles. George was rather awed by him, but the two of them got on. George sensed that Douglas was somewhat lonely, and that he valued the friendship. He knew what the experiments were about, and would show George the manipulations. Then theyâd call the demonstrator, whoâd ask a few questions, get out his list, and tick their names off. Then they could go.
âThese class exercises,â said Douglas as they left the Physiology Building. âSupposed to show how medicine is founded on science. Total nonsense.â
âBut it is founded on science.â
âNot what weâve just done. Procedures in a prescribed order: grasp the pipette in the right hand.â
âYouâre already skilled with the pipette, but what about everyone else?â
âIâve worked in a lab, thatâs all. I need Part I Physiology, so I go through the motions. I need to put the elements in place to do a Ph.D.â
âOn what?â
âTo find out how memory works,â