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and he was so dizzy he couldn’t hold his head up. He squeezed his eyes shut and concentrated on keeping his stomach in its proper place. The grass tickled his nose and the blades poked at his tightly shut eyes, but he ignored them.

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    Patrius made a flicking gesture at the man and then returned to the business of completing the spell. Moira, absorbed in her chant, barely noticed the small drop of dark fluid fly from the Wizard’s fingertips and strike the new arrival on the temple. It splattered, spread and sank into the flesh and hair, leaving no sign of its passing.

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    In the great, high, vaulted chantry of the Dark League, four black-robed wizards huddled about a glowing crystal. They murmured and moved like a flock of uneasy crows, all the while peering into the depths of the stone. Around them forces twisted and gathered.

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    The attack came with a rush of magic, dark and sour. Moira cried out in terror and gestured frantically but she was thrust aside ruthlessly as the bolt lanced into the clearing and struck Patrius full-on.
    A crackling blue nimbus burst out around the old wizard. He raised his arms over his head as if to shield himself, but his clothes and beard burst into flame. In an instant he was a ghastly flaming scarecrow capering about the clearing and shrieking in mortal agony. He toppled over and the screams turned to a puling whimper. His flesh blackened and charred.
    Finally there was nothing but a smoldering husk with knees and arms flexed up against the body. He was so badly burned that there wasn’t even a smell in the air.
    Moira cowered sobbing on the ground, the blazing after-image burning in her sight even through her eyelids.

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    Wiz had gone flat on his face when the bolt hit.
    All right, he told himself. Time to get up. On three. One, two . . . He realized he wasn’t going to make it, so he settled for rolling over on his back.
    “Lord?” a small voice asked tentatively.
    Wiz opened his eyes. Standing over him was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Her waist-length hair was the color of burnished copper. Her skin was pale and creamy under a dusting of freckles. Her eyes were deep sea green. She was wearing a long skirt of forest green in some rough-woven material and a white peasant blouse with a scoop neck. Wiz stared.
    “Are you hurt, Lord?” the vision said in a lilting, musical voice. As she bent down to help Wiz up, he was treated to an ample display of cleavage.
    “N-n-n-no,” Wiz managed to stammer, dizzy from the transformation and awed by her loveliness. He looked into her face. “You’re beautiful,” he said softly.
    Moira saw the look in his eyes and swore under her breath. Fortuna! An infatuation spell! Patrius had bound this unknown wizard to her with an infatuation spell. Gently she helped the alien wizard to his feet and wondered if she should curtsey.
    “How are you called, Lord?” Moira asked respectfully.
    “Ah, Wiz. I’m Wiz Zumwalt, that is. Who are you?”
    “I am called Moira, Lord, a hedge witch of this place.” She ignored the discourtesy of his question. She reddened under his fixed gaze and wondered what to do next. She had already sent an urgent call for one of the Mighty to attend them, but even by the Wizard’s Way that would take time. Wizards did not like to be bothered by idle chatter, but this one stared so.
    “Lord, are you of the Mighty in your home?” she asked to make conversation.
    “Say what?”
    “Forgive me, Lord. The Mighty are the wizards of the first rank in our land.”
    “Wizards?” Between the transition and Moira, Wiz’s brain wasn’t working and he had never been much good at small talk with beautiful women.
    “Magicians. Sorcerers,” Moira said a little desperately. Wiz looked blank and a dreadful thought grew in the back of Moira’s mind. “Forgive me Lord, but you are a wizard, are you not?”
    “Huh. No, I’m not a wizard,” Wiz said numbly, shaking his head to clear it.
    Moira felt