guesses, but sheâs sleeping late again, so Dad wins the vendetta-marigold-telegram argument today.
âWeâre going snowshoeing in the park,â Mom says, pulling snow pants from the shelf. Dadâs an English teacher, and sheâs a part-time school nurse, so they have the whole winter break off too. âWant to come?â
âActually, Mrs. McNeill invited me ice fishing with her and Drew.â
Dad raises an eyebrow. âWouldnât that involve going out on the ice? Last year, we couldnât even get you out skating once.â
âI know. But she says we wonât need to go out far. I think Iâd like to try.â
Mom goes to the window and glances at the thermometer. âTen below.â She makes a face as if sheâs calculatinghow much ice could have formed over a night that cold. âOkay. Weâll see you back here for lunch.â
âShould I ask Abby if she wants to come?â
Momâs eyes dart to the stairs and then to Dad, who grimaces and shakes his head. Theyâve had a lot of serious kitchen-table conversations with Abby since her first semester grades showed up during vacation. I guess the grades werenât very good.
âI donât think Abbyâs quite ready to face the world this morning,â Mom says. âDonât forget your phone. And dress warmly or youâll freeze to death.â
Two sweaters, one puffy winter coat, two scarves, one pair of snow pants, one hat with ear flaps, and one pair of thick mittens later, Iâm waddling across the yard to the McNeillsâ house. I feel like that snowsuit kid who couldnât move in the movie
A Christmas Story
, but itâs too cold to be wearing anything less. The sunâs out, though, so hopefully itâll warm up to zero soon.
Mrs. McNeill practically lives with Drew and his parents during fishing season. She and Drew are already out in his yard, getting fishing stuff ready. Drew tears open a package of Pop-Tarts and offers me one.
âWhat kind is it?â I ask.
âStrawberry. Duh.â
âThanks.â When youâve been friends as long as Drew and I have, you have a lot of conversations about which Pop-Tarts are the best (strawberry with frosting) and which are just gross (pumpkin, which has no business being anything but jack-oâ-lanterns or pie).
âHey, do you know what to do if you ever get buried in an avalanche?â Drew says through a mouth full of Pop-Tart.
âNope,â I say. Drewâs nana gave him
The Worst-Case Scenario Handbook
a couple of years ago, and heâs read it cover to cover, fifteen times. Sharing techniques for surviving unlikely catastrophes is his favorite thing in the world besides fishing. âWhat should I do?â
âSpit in the snow,â Drew says, and spits on the snowy yard.
âHowâs that going to help?â
âYou make a little air pocket and spit, and then gravity will tell you which way is up and which way is down. Then you aim up and dig like crazy.â
âGood to know.â I wonder if Iâm in for a whole day of survival training. âHey, is Rachael coming fishing with us?â Drewâs older sister is a senior in high school and the coolest person I know other than Abby. Rachaelâs the one who got me into Irish dancing, only sheâs way better at it. She was seventeenth in North America last year.
âNah,â Drew says through a bite of Pop-Tart. âSheâs got some dumb
feece
to go to.â
âItâs
feis
.â I pronounce it the right wayâ
fesh
âeven though Drew already knows thatâs what the Irish dance competitions are called. The plural is
feiseanna
(fesh-ee-AH-nuh). Drew always calls them
feces
instead. It drives Rachael nuts. âWhere is this one?â
âRochester, I think.â
Part of me wishes I could be there to watch, but then I remember that ice fishing is going to help me pay for