at Abraham Lincoln.â
Uncle Theo was now standing beside me so that I was caught in the gravitational pull of his humiliation. âTim dances in full costume! They both do!â He gestured to Gabby as well.
I glanced at my sister.
Thereâs a theory that twins can communicate telepathically, and Gabby and I have tested it many times. One time we got pretty close, when I projected an image of money and then took a box of her Girl Scouts cookies, but she said mental dollars werenât a real form of payment.
Regardless, I needed us to be mentally linked now more than ever. Luckily, Gabby nodded at me and rubbed her arms.
âIs it chilly in here?â She looked at me. âShould we go warm up in the studio?â
I tugged on Uncle Theoâs sleeve. âYeah, we probably should.â I waved to the girls. âLater!â
But Uncle Theo was determined to Greek out. âYou two wonât be cold if you dance a little sirtaki,â he said with a chuckle. He winked at the girl I was talking to. âYou should see this young man move.â
And then . . . the ultimate humiliation.
Uncle Theo snapped his fingers. âWhat am I thinking? I actually have a video of it on my phone!â He reached into his back pocket. By this point, the other girl had rejoined her friend.
Misery loves company.
âOh, they donât want to see that,â I said with a nervous laugh, stepping between my uncle and the girls.
âOf course they do! Donât you, girls?â Uncle Theo held out his phone so they had no choice but to look, and he started the video.
The camerawork was a little shaky, but there I was, holding the wrists of a guy to my right and a guy to my left as we shuffled sideways in a circle, occasionally kicking our legs out.
Sadly, I realized Vanessaâs imitation hadnât been too far off.
âI donât understand,â one of the girls said with a furrowed brow. âAre you standing behind one of these dancing women?â
âUm . . . Iâm that . . . that dancing woman,â I said, pointing at the screen.
She let out a laugh. âOh my God.â
âIsnât that something?â Uncle Theo asked, mistaking her amusement for awe.
âOh, itâs something all right,â she said, linking arms with her friend. âExcuse us. My momâs waiting outside.â
I cringed and avoided her eyes, but I couldnât ignore the giggles and whispers that followed them out of the building. I didnât look up until I heard the door close, and when I did, it was to see Uncle Theo rewatching the video with a proud smile.
âYouâve got style, my boy!â
âUh . . . thanks.â I cleared my throat. âHey, Uncle Theo?â
He glanced up, the video on his phone still playing so I could hear rhythmic clapping and the strumming of a lyre.
âWhat is it, Timotheos?â he asked.
âYou know how you tell strangersâthe mail carrier, the dentist, anyone eating an oliveâabout me being a Greek folk dancer? Maybe you could do a little less of that.â I pinched my fingers together. âAnd by a little less, I mean never again.â
Uncle Theo lowered his phone. âWhat?â
âOooh.â Beside me, Gabby sucked in her breath. âIâm gonna go change,â she whispered, shuffling out of Uncle Theoâs line of sight.
Uncle Theo stared at me.
âWhat I mean,â I said, squirming under his gaze, âis that not everybody needs to hear about what a great dancer I am.â
His expression relaxed. âAh. Iâm bragging too much. It embarrasses you.â
âUh . . . yeah, something like that,â I said.
He tapped the side of his nose and winked at me. âSay no more. Although, you shouldnât beso modest about your talent, Tim! Few men can twirl a baton the way you can!â
I winced and glanced around, but we were alone. âThanks, but can we just
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