thirty donât show up to the polls.â
âWhich is why Iâm back in Denver,â I said, cutting into my breakfast, carefully composing a perfect bite, with equal parts egg, bacon, biscuit, and hash brown, before putting my fork in my mouth, âto oversee the final get-out-the-vote pushââ
âShould have happened weeks ago,â Joe said, as he took a bite of his overly pale omelet. âBut it didnât because Miles and the rest of those ivory-tower idiots from the party donât know a thing about retail politics. They spent two point six million on a consultant who told them they needed to buy more yard signs! Do you know how many actual yard signs they could have bought for two point six million?â
âHalf a million,â I said, dragging another perfectly composed bite through a pool of gravy, making sure it was evenly coated. âAnd we do need more.â
âSee? You donât need a consultant to tell you that. If theyâd have left you in charge of the ground game instead of sending you off to placate pissed-off womenâs groups.... Why waste your talent with that? You donât even like women.â
âThatâs not true. I like women.â I frowned. âI donât dislike them. Anyway, letâs not play armchair quarterback right now, okay? Iâm trying to eat.â
Joe took another sip of his Bloody Mary and stayed silentâfor two seconds.
âIâm just saying, if Miles wasnât such an insecure, egocentric jerk, if heâd been smart enough to keep you in a position where you could play to your strengthsââ
âIt was my idea to bring Miles on board, remember? Well, maybe not him specifically, but somebody with experience running national campaigns.â
âYouâve worked on tons of campaigns,â Joe said, gnawing on dry toast.
âSix,â I said. âAlways for the same candidate. And the first one doesnât count. I was just a junior staffer answering phones and handing out bumper stickers.â
âAnd next time you were running the show. What does that say about you?â
âThat Ryland couldnât afford anybody betterâthatâs what. Listen, it was a small district in Colorado. Itâs not rocket science. Shake enough hands and you win. If the sitting governor hadnât slept with his babysitter, Tom wouldnât have won.â
âBut he did,â Joe countered. âYou were successful in four out of six races. If you were playing baseball, youâd be an all-star.â
âIn the minor leagues. Triple A. Maybe double.â
Joe drained the bloody dregs of his glass and munched morosely on his celery stump, but kept eyeing the muffins. I thought about taking the last one, just to torture him, but decided it would be too cruel.
âDoes Ryland understand what he has in you?â he asked. âYouâre the one who got him in the race to begin with. Youâre the one who came up with the strategy that brought him in second in the Iowa caucuses!â
âStrategy?â I laughed. âPlease. You mean the five-point plan I scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin from that dive bar in Georgetown? We didnât come second in Iowa because of strategy; we just worked harder. You can do that in a caucus. Again, not rocket science. And as I recall, when I first showed you my plan, you said it would never work and called me some very unflattering names.â
âYeah. And then I wrote a two-thousand-dollar check to the Ryland Presidential Exploratory Committee. None of this would have happened without you, Lucy. Tom Ryland might not know that, but I do.â
I held the bakery basket out to him. âThank you. The last muffin is yours.â
âIâm serious, Luce. What is it you see in him?â
âIn Tom?â I asked, confused by the question and that Joe should be the one asking it. âWell, heâs a