The Search for the Dice Man Read Free

memo pad in hand, stood unobtrusively – or as unobtrusively as someone who dressed like Queen Victoria could – near the door, which she gently dosed.
    The one called Hayes, a hollow-cheeked man in need of a shave, glanced briefly back at her.
    ‘We’re here to question just you, Mr Rhinehart,’ he said. ‘Your secretary can go.’
    ‘She’s staying,’ I countered quickly. ‘I want a written record of our conversation.’
    Hayes looked so expressionlessly at me that it was like looking at a computer screen whose language I didn’t know.
    ‘Have it your way,’ Hayes said. After the briefest of glances at Macavoy he cleared his throat and continued. ‘Is Luke Rhinehart your father?’
    That stopped me cold. Parking tickets, male chauvinism and creative IRS deductions all disappeared, and I was left with the image of the big smiling father I’d barely known.
    ‘
Was
my father,’ I said.
    Hayes stared hard.
    ‘You believe your father is dead?’ he asked.
    ‘No, I mean Luke Rhinehart was my father until he deserted his family over fifteen years ago.’
    ‘I see,’ said Hayes. ‘And do you know where he is now?’
    ‘No.’
    ‘When did you last speak to him?’ Macavoy suddenly interjected. He was a slender man too, but taller, gangling, younger than Hayes. He looked like a prematurely aged teenage hoopster.
    ‘Ten years ago,’ I answered.
    ‘What was the occasion?’
    ‘My mother … had been killed in a car accident a week earlier,’ I said as calmly as I could. ‘He called to ask if my sister and I wanted to come live with him.’
    Hayes and Macavoy waited for me to go on.
    ‘Well?’ Hayes finally asked.
    ‘It was the first and only contact I’d had with him since he’d disappeared five years before. I told him to go to hell.’
    Hayes blinked once and then nodded.
    ‘And you’ve had no contact with him since?’ he asked.
    ‘None.’
    ‘But you’ve had contact with his followers.’
    ‘They’ve occasionally harassed me, if that’s what you mean,’ I said irritably.
    ‘How have they harassed you?’
    ‘By showing up. By telling me how my father has transformed their lives. Or ruined their lives. By being assholes.’
    Macavoy coughed.
    ‘Didn’t any of them ever bring you a message from your father?’
    ‘No.’
    ‘Or told you some of the marvellous things your father is doing?’ There was a sarcastic bite in the question.
    ‘Look,’ I snapped, abruptly standing. ‘I really don’t want to talk about this. How can you possibly be interested in pursuing my father for the stupid things he did fifteen or twenty years ago?’
    Hayes looked at me a moment and then exchanged glances with Macavoy.
    ‘We’re not interested in what your father did twenty years ago,’ he finally said. ‘We’re interested in what he’s doing right now.’
    I hesitated.
    ‘Right now!?’ I managed.
    ‘Yes.’
    ‘And what do you think he’s doing right now?’ I asked, sinking slowly back down into my chair.
    ‘We can’t go into that,’ said Macavoy. ‘Let me ask you this: has anyone been acting strangely around you lately?’
    I stared at him a moment and then laughed.
    ‘Everyone. All the time. What else is new?’
    ‘I mean has anyone new come into your life that struck you as odd?’ the gangly hoopster persisted.
    ‘No,’ I said irritably. ‘What are you driving at?’
    ‘We have reason to believe that your father may try to get in touch with you,’ said Hayes.
    ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about.’
    ‘Good,’ said Hayes. He stood. ‘But when you do, we want you to get in touch with us. Immediately.’ He reached across the desk and handed me a card.
    ‘May I ask why my father, after all these years, might now want to get in touch with me?’
    Macavoy too now rose.
    ‘He’s your dice daddy,’ Hayes said. ‘Maybe the dice will tell him to.’

3
    His father – his father was still alive somewhere.
    After everyone had left the office, Larry sat frozen in