âAll rise, this court is now in session, the Honorable Roger K. Ramington is presiding, silence is commanded, God save the United States and this Honorable Court.â
âBe seated,â Judge Ramington called out, and he perched himself behind the bench. He was completely bald, with a head that had a shiny, even polished, appearance. His eyebrows were dark and bushy, and he carried a square-jawed look that let you know he was rarely amused, always in control, and relished presenting himself as the veteran Marine that he was.
âI have been informed by the clerk that all of the defendants on the docket today are here on Complaints alleging violations of federal law, namely 18 United States Code section 248, the Federal Access to Clinics Act, otherwise known as F.A.C.E.
âThese Complaints all apparently have to do with alleged antiabortion protest activities three weeks ago at the Tri-County Womenâs Health Center,â the Judge continued.
âNow listen carefully, each and every one of you. I am about to explain why youâre here. I want absolute silence. This is not your day of trial. This is only a preliminary hearing to determine whether there is probable cause to continue your case forward toward trial. That means that merely enough evidence need be presented by the prosecution to show that a crime was probably committed and that you probably committed it. Thatâs all. Nothing more is needed.
âI am informed that all of you, except one, are defending yourselves and do not wish to have lawyers representing you. That is your right. On the other hand Iâve always believed that, as they say, anyone who is his or her own lawyer has a fool for a client.
âNow, the prosecution will present its witnesses and evidence. You may then cross-examine those witnesses, but your right to ask questions will be extremely limited. It will be limited by the rules of evidence, of which you may know very little. It will also be limited to the issue of probable causeânot guilt or innocence. And in all likelihood you wonât know the difference there either, because youâre not lawyers.
âYou need not testify on your own behalfâin fact you have a Fifth-Amendment right not to. If you decide to testify today you are running a great risk because, A) You may say just enough to hang yourself, and B) Iâm not your lawyer. Donât ask me what you should do. And C) if you start telling me about your pro-life views and beliefs, I donât want to hear them because they have nothing to do with these charges against you as far as the law is concerned. If you violate this rule and start telling me why you are against abortion I will cite you for contempt.
âNow, with that, letâs all have a nice day here in the United States District Court.â Judge Ramington capped off his speech with a smile. Though it was not exactly a smile. It was more like the grin that a Doberman pinscher gives you when it pulls its lips back to bare its teeth.
The clerk called Will Chambersâ case first, as it was the only one with a defendant who was represented by an attorney.
âCase number 01 CR 657, United States of America vs. William Tinney Heftland.â
Will Chambers and Heftland approached the bench.
âAre you William Tinney Heftland?â the judge asked.
âYes, Your Honorâbut my friends call me âTiny.ââ
âDonât mistake me for one of your friends, Mr. Heftland. That would be a serious error. Are counsel ready?â
Will and the prosecuting attorney both nodded.
âBefore you call your first witness,â the judge said to the prosecutor, âdoes anyone want to make a short opening statement?â
But then something caught the eye of the judge. He lunged forward and leaned over the bench to get a better look.
The judge was staring at Willâs feet. Will looked down and his heart sank.
âCounsel, approach this