Phnom Penh.
Jamie nods. âNice, anything I can do?â
I pluck the red onions from their bag, kicking a basket of wet washing out of the way to make space before handing him one of the knives from the set I bought on the way here.
âThe box says this bad boy can cut through the sole of a shoe,â I say.
âThatâs an everyday problem solved.â He laughs. âI thought you were skint, though?â
âOverdraft.â
Rebecca tuts, but I think she gets why Iâm suddenly buying stuff for this place. We havenât talked yet, but with Danielle moving out, it makes sense for me to move in. Thatâs why I was happy when I found out she was going. I mean, I like living with Russ and Tom, but Iâll be twenty-eight in a couple of weeks, and Iâve had enough of wondering who stole my cheese.
I keep imagining cooking for Rebecca every night, always giving her the best portion, and I canât do that with the single, blunt kitchen knife that she and Danielle have been getting by with for years.
âBastard onions,â says Jamie, burying his eyes in his elbow.
âItâs weird,â says Rebecca, âchopping onions never had any effect on me.â
âShocker,â I say.
She gives me a curious look. âWhat do you mean?â
Seriously? I turn to Jamie for help.
âTo be fair, Becs,â he obliges, âyouâre the only girl I know who didnât cry at the end of
Titanic
.â He cackles to himself. âActually, Ben is the only lad I know who did, so . . .â
âI wish youâd stop telling everyone I cried at the end of
Titanic
.â
Jamie and Rebecca are clearly amused.
âHold your breath near the onion,â I say, ignoring them. âThen it wonât make you cry.â
I can tell heâs sceptical but he does as heâs told, and a minute later the onions are chopped and Jamie is tearless.
âMaybe you should have tried that trick in the cinema?â he says.
Jamie rejoins Rebecca at the dining table while I chop ingredients for the marinade in front of the kitchen window. I can see Natasha and Angus strolling around the perimeter of the green.
âTash looks like sheâs about to pop,â I say.
âWhoâs Tash?â
âNatasha and Angus, your neighbours, from downstairs,â I say, but Rebecca looks none the wiser. âHave you never spoken to them?â
âWhat would I speak to them about?â
âThe weather? The fact sheâs having a baby? European fishing quotas? Itâs a bit strange youâve neverââ
âYes, but youâre the guy who gets into random conversations on the Tube â
thatâs
strange.â
Sheâs never got over the fact I did this on our first date. Weâd been to Vertigo 42 in the City for champagne and panoramic views, and while Rebecca checked her work emails on the DLR back to Greenwich I got chatting to a fella wearing a Man City shirt with Kinkladze on the back. She has since told me that this cancelled out any points Iâd earnt for being a gentleman and not trying any funny business.
âOnly Danielle could be late for a dinner party at her own house,â says Jamie, peering towards her bedroom door.
Rebecca picks up one of the napkins she has transformed into swans. âWhatâs the rush?â the swan says.
It was our second date when I discovered her talent for origami. Weâd gone for tapas, and before the first dishes arrived she made a rose from her napkin and handed it to me with a smirk. I told her Iâd contemplated bringing flowers on the date and she laughed a worried laugh and said she was glad I hadnât.
When Danielle finally appears she is several inches taller and has the white towel scrunched in her hand.
âHigh heels for dinner in your own flat?â says Jamie.
Danielle chucks the towel at him.
âIâd be careful around Ben and his new toy in a