furious.
âThere is NO SUCH THING as magic eyes . . . or fairies,â I yelled, right in Magnusâs face. âBut there IS such a thing as stupid little four-year-olds who should LOOK where they ARE GOING!â
Claudia stepped in front of me and glared up at me. She wagged her finger. âYou should
not
shout at little children,â she said, hands on hips.
Then, she grabbed Magnus by the arm. âCome on, Magnus,â she said, âwe are going
to tame
that fairy. Weâll have a tea party for it.â
She turned, stuck her nose in the air and glared at me again. âAnd
you
are not invited,â she said, as she dragged Magnus off.
* * *
That night, Magnus was sitting up in bed, staring at his fairy-spotting guide. One small finger slowly moving across the page, his mouth making word shapes.
Magnus canât actually read. Not properly, not yet but, then, he doesnât need to. He knows his fairy-spotting guide off by heart. Mum or Dad read it to him most nights.
He snapped the book shut when he saw me and beamed.
âStan,â he said. âIsnât this a lovely holiday? When I was with Claudia today, we
did
find a fairy! We did! At last!â
Now, Magnus propped himself up on his pillow, beaming even more. âWe are calling our fairy Harry,â he said. âAnd Claudia says that two lovely little children like us will definitely be able to tame Harry.â
I got into bed, hoping Magnus would shut up soon.
He didnât.
âClaudia says that when we tame Harry, we can
share
Harry,â he said. âAnd Harry can sleep one night at her holiday home, then one night here.â
I felt my teeth beginning to grind but Magnus hadnât finished.
âAnd we can do a drawing of Harry,â he said. âBecause, Stan, we canât take a picture of Harry. Fairies get very upset if little children take pictures of them. Fairies donât like it. Fairies get scared when the light flashes in their faces. Fairy Fenella says.â
I felt my teeth grind more but Magnus
still
hadnât finished.
âAnd when we do the drawing we are going to send it to Fairy Fenella and get a Fairy Fenella badge,â he said proudly. âBecause, Stan, Fairy Fenella gives lovely badges to children who send her things. Claudia already has a bronze Fairy Fenella badge for making a tiny handbag out of felt and glue, for a fairy. So this time, Claudia might get a
silver
Fairy Fenella badge. And if this is a magic hotspot â because Fairy Fenella says there
are
magic hotspots, Stan, special places where magic is extra strong â we might find more fairies. Or even some little elves . . .â
Now, this was the point where I snapped. I could
not
help it. Magnus was going on and on and
on
. And there I was, stuck listening with no Rory and no friends my own age. Just two weeks of listening to Magnus.
And
Claudia.
âIf this
is
a magic hotspot,â I snapped, âthere wonât just be fairies or mermaids or elves, thereâll be a monsters too.â
I know. I
know
. It was mean but I just could
not
help it.
Magnus looked at me and tittered. âStan, youâre being a silly again,â he said, wagging his finger. âThere are
no
monsters. Monsters lived in the olden days. Theyâre all gone now. Fairy Fenella said.â
âFairy Fenella is
lying
,â I said. âShe doesnât want to scare you. There are monsters, loads of them. Human monsters, like Medusa.â
âMedusa?â said Magnus, eyes popping.
âA lady monster who is
so terrifyingly ugly
that little kids turn to stone
forever
when they see her,â I said. âAnd then there are trolls. Trolls used to just live in Norway, but not any more. Now lots of trolls have moved here and trolls stuff little kids inside giant pitta breads and eat them with herrings and salad
three times
a day.â
Magnus was staring at me, silently,