something. âFurrin sort of a name,â he offered, supplementing entertainment with instruction.
âLetâs try another tack, then,â said the Major, âGobbo, you know
where
Routh was murdered, do you?â
âEhss.â
âWell, where?â
âBawdeys Meadow.â
âAnd how far away from here is that?â
Gobbo ruminated. âBetter nor tew mile,â he eventually said. A joke occurred to him. âSo be they abbnâ moveâ en,â he added, cawing with laughter.
âYes, well, my dear fellow, donât you see, if Hagberd was two miles away from here murdering Routh, you couldnât have been talking to him under the tree, could you?â
âEhss.â
âNo, you couldnât, Gobbo.â
âSo be,â said Gobbo happily, âthey abbnâ moveâ en - abbnâ moveâ en, see? Abbnâ,â he croaked on a note of deep self-satisfaction, âmoveâ en.â
âThatâs right,â said Fen.
âBut he
canât
have been talking to him,â said Padmore irritably. âHeâs thinking of the wrong day.â He addressed himself to Gobbo direct. âYou
canât
have been talking to Hagberd that evening. Or anyway, not at the time you say you were.â
Gobbo gave a dignified sniff. âTes trew, after that,â he said. âSo be âee doan believe ut, ask en up over,â he went on, jerking his head in the direction of the ceiling. âEr sees all, knows all.â
These indications, which seemed to Padmore to add up to God, were more mundanely interpreted by the Major. âJack Jones?â he said. He meant The Stanbury Armsâs landlord, a pronounced ergophobe of thirty-eight who spent almost all of his time upstairs in bed. âBut if heâd seen you, heâd have been bound to mention it, Iâd have thought.â
âBut itâs all nonsense,â said Padmore. âIt
must
be all nonsense.â
âStill, think what a scoop youâll have, my dear chap, if it turns out that Hagberd didnât murder Routh after all.â
âI donât
want
a scoop. I just want not to have to write seventy-five thousand words all over again.â
âSomeone ought to have a word with Jack Jones about it, though,â said Fen.
âBut itâs all nonsense.â
âOh, come now, my dear fellow,â said the Major, âwe canât just drop the matter at this stage, can we?â
âBut if there was anything in it, this Jack Jones or whoeveryouâre talking about would have said. You said so yourself.â
âYes, but he may know something he doesnât know he knows. Fen, my dear fellow, donât you think it possible that Jack Jones knows something he doesnât know he knows?â
âQuite possible, Iâd say.â
âWell then, so we must dig it out,â said the Major, as though Jack Jones were a challenging deposit of mineral-bearing clay. âLetâs ask Isobel if we can go and see Jack now, shall we?â
âNow?â said Padmore.
âYes, why not?â
And Padmore sighed. âOh, all right,â he said resignedly. âItâs a wild-goose chase, obviously - or at least, I hope it is. But all right.â
So they got to their feet - the Major effortfully, because of his arthritic hip - and went across to the bar-counter. Fred, who had sprung up with a yelp of gladness on seeing them begin to move, subsided again despairingly as soon as their direction became apparent. With the suddenness characteristic of old age, Gobbo had fallen fast asleep; his mouth hung open, displaying ochrous leathery gums and a pink tongue. Isobel Jones, summoned from the room at the back, said Yes, of course, her husband would be delighted to see them.
âJust a moâ and Iâll let him know youâre coming,â she said, âso he can straighten himself up. Not that he