this part when the latest maid took her for walks on the common and they came back in through the kitchen. She was forbidden to go there at any other time in case she disturbed the cook.
The rest of the large dark rooms were mostly devoted to Grandpaâs work. Hayley had no idea whatGrandpaâs work was, except that it seemed to involve keeping up with the whole world. One entire room was devoted to newspapers and magazines in many languages â most of them the closely-printed, learned kind â and another room was full of maps; maps pinned to walls, piled on shelves in stacks or spread on sloping work benches ready to be studied. The big globe in the middle of this room always fascinated Hayley. The other rooms were crowded to the ceilings with books and strewn with papers, telephones and radios of all colours, except for the room in the basement that was full of computers. The only downstairs room Hayley was officially allowed into was the parlour â and then only if she washed first â where she was allowed to sit in one of its stiff chairs to watch programmes on television that Grandma thought were suitable.
Hayley did not go to school. Grandma gave her lessons upstairs in the schoolroom â which was where Hayley had her meals too â and those lessons were a trial to both of them. Just as Hayleyâs feathery, flyaway curls continually escaped from Grandmaâs carefulcombing and plaiting, so Hayleyâs attempts to read, write, do sums and paint pictures were always sliding away from the standards Grandma thought correct. Grandma kept a heavy flat ruler on her side of the table with which she rapped Hayleyâs knuckles whenever Hayley painted outside the lines in the painting book, or wrote something that made her laugh, or got the answer in bags of cheese instead of in money.
Hayley sighed a little as she sat in the Castle drawing-room beside the pretend cat. She had learnt very early on that she could never live up to Grandmaâs standards. Grandma disapproved of running and shouting and laughing and singing as well as painting outside the lines. Her ideas took in the whole world and Hayley was always overflowing Grandmaâs edges. It occurred to Hayley now, as she sat on the drawing room sofa, that Grandma must have had four daughters â no, six, if you counted Mother and the Aunt Ellie who was in Scotland â and she wondered how on earth they had all managed when they were girls.
Luckily, Grandpa was never this strict. Unless he was on a phone to someone important, like Uncle Jolyon orthe Prime Minister, he never really minded Hayley sneaking into one of his work rooms. âAre your hands clean?â he would say, looking round from whatever he was doing. And Hayley would nod and smile, knowing this was Grandpaâs way of saying she could stay. She smiled now and patted the unreal cat, thinking of her grandfather, huge and bearded, with his round stomach tightly buttoned into a blue-check shirt, turning from his screens to point to a book he had found for her, or to put a cartoon up on another screen for her.
Grandpa was kind, although he never seemed to have much idea what was suitable for small girls. Hayley had several frustrated memories about this. Before she could read, Grandpa had given her a book full of grey drawings of prisons, thinking she would enjoy looking at it. Hayley had not enjoyed it at all. Nor, when she had only just learned to read, had she enjoyed the book called The Back of the North Wind which Grandpa had pushed into her hands. The print in it was close and tiny, and Hayley could not understand the story.
But Grandpa had given her many other books laterthat she did enjoy. And he often â and quite unpredictably â showed Hayley peculiar things on one or other of his computers. The first time he did this, Hayley was decidedly disappointed. She had been expecting another cartoon, and here Grandpa was, showing her a picture