my chest,â she says. âNothing personal. I tell all the men that when Iâm alone with them in the back of the shop.â
âDonât assume Iâm hitting on you,â he says. âNothing personal. I tell all the women that when Iâm alone with them. Tell men, too, if the need arises. So to speak.â
âHad no idea you were such a cocky dude. So to speak. Arrogant, for sure. But wow.â She looks intently at him. Sips her soda.
Green eyes with flecks of gold in them. Nice teeth. Sensuous lips. Well, a little wrinkled.
âAnd hereâs another house rule,â she says. âI have two legs.â
âGoddamn. I havenât said a thing about your leg.â
âThatâs my point. I donât have a leg. I have two. And Iâve seen you checking.â
âIf you donât want to draw attention to your prosthesis, then why do you call yourself Stump? For that matter, why do you put up with anybody calling you Stump?â
âI donât guess it might occur to you that I was called Stump before I had a bad day on my motorcycle.â
He doesnât say anything.
âSince youâre a biker boy, let me give you a tip,â she says. âTry not to let some redneck in a pickup truck run you into a guardrail.â
Win suddenly remembers his soda. Takes a swallow. âAnd another word tip?â She tosses her empty can into a trash bin thatâs a good twenty feet away. âStay away from literary allusions. I taught English lit before I decided to be a cop. Walter Mitty wasnât a lot of different people, he was a day-dreamer.â
âWhy the nickname, if itâs not about your leg? Youâve got me curious.â
âWhy Watertown? Thatâs what you should be curious about.â
âObviously, because the murder occurred there,â he says. âMaybe because Lamont knows youâeven if she acts like she doesnât. Or at least she used to know you. Before you got short and fat.â
âShe canât stand that I saw her drunk, and know a lot about her because of what happened that night. Forget it. She didnât pick Watertown because of the case. She picked the case because of Watertown.â
âShe picked the case because it isnât just any old unsolved murder,â Win retorts. âUnfortunately, itâs one the media will love. A blind woman visiting from the UK is sexually assaulted and murdered. . . .â
âNo question Lamont will milk it for all itâs worth. But itâs worth more than one thing. She has other agendas.â
âAlways does.â
âItâs also about the FRONT,â Stump says.
Friends, Resources, Officers Networking Together.
âIn the last month, five more departments joined our coalition,â she goes on. âWeâre up to sixty, have access to K-nine, SWAT, antiterrorism, crime scene investigation, and most recently a helicopter. Weâre still making bricks without straw, but weâre on our way to needing less and less from the state police.â
âWhich I think is great.â
âThe hell you do. State police hates the FRONT. Lamont most of all hates the FRONT, and what a coincidence. Itâs headquartered in Watertown. So sheâs siccing you on us, setting us up to look like the Keystone Kops. We have to have some superhero state police investigator come in and save the day so Lamont can remind everyone how important the state police is and why it should get all the support and funding. A wonderful bonus is she gets back at me, makes me look bad, because sheâll never forgive me for what I know.â
âWhat you know?â
âAbout her.â Itâs obvious thatâs all Stump intends to say about it.
âI donât understand how our solving your old case makes you look bad.â
â Our solving it? Unh-uh. I keep telling you. Youâre on your own.â
âAnd you