yourself. Those whoppers are YELLOW.
Hereâs the thing: When we found Zook lying in that geranium pot in the alley on that sunny Saturday two and a half years ago, something else was attached to his collar besides that rectangle with the fake diamond on it. There was also a name tag. The name tag said
MUD, 1235 Clover Street
, which is around the block from where we live. Here are the reasons I threw that name tag away and never told a living soul about it:
1. I wanted us to keep that cat as our own pet. We renamed him Zook right away. So it was just convenient (blue whopper) to say he was homeless.
2. Zook wanted to stay with us, too! He followed us up to our apartment without a backward glance, as if he knew it was his home. And it was.
3. Only a dork calls their own cat âMud,â and only someone worse than a dork doesnât feed their cat properly, or give him flea medicine, or uses him for target practice with a BB gun!!!!!! A villain does all that. No way was that cat going back to 1235 Clover Street.
I committed that address to memory so I could visit the Villain myself and seek revenge. Not that I had any plans for revenge. Two and a half years ago I wasnât even allowed to go around the block by myself.
But now Iâm allowed to go lots of places. I pick up Fred from preschool, and I go to Safeway to buy milk and fruit and stuff, and then thereâs OâLearyâs Pizzeria, where we hang out a lot because of our job (more about that soon), and the Good Samaritan Veterinary Clinic, and the Bank of the West that I investigate in case of robberies. Man, the places Iâll get to go when I can drive a car! Six long, long years away, even though my mother and Gramma Dee say itâs not anywhere near long enough for them.
Lately, weâve been passing by the Villainâs house.
Today after leaving the bus stop, we actually do more than pass by. We sit on the curb across from the Villainâs house to rest. Thatâs what Fred thinks weâre doing, anyway. I myself am noticing things.
Zookâs old home is a small house with shades pulled all the way down and a broken-down front porch. Overgrown lavender plants in the yard sweeten up the air, almost completely covering up the chipped front walk. Sometimes I seea motorcycle parked in the sloped gravel driveway, but weâve never seen the Villain.
Fred reaches into his little plastic bag for a fish cracker, his mind still on my whopper.
âHow many lives has Zook lived already?â he asks.
âNobody knows for sure. But trust me, less than nine.â
Right now I feel like grabbing a sharp pebble, then racing across the street to scratch a big
Z
for Zook on the shiny hub of that motorcycleâs front wheel.
âBut how many do you think?â Fred asks.
I brush a crumb from his chin. I look right into his worried brown eyes. âZook is working on his fifth life,â I say, pulling a number out of the air. Well, not exactly out of the air, because five is Fredâs favorite number, being a proud five-year-old himself.
Fred nods thoughtfully, then counts on his fingers. âFour left.â
He eats a bunch of crackers and his mouth is stuffed when he asks the next question. It comes out sounding like âHow shoe your snow?â or âCows moo and blow?â But Iâm prepared for the question, so I understand him perfectly.
âHow do I know? Iâll tell you how I know,â I say. âCats giveus âclues,â thatâs what they do. If youâre a real good noticer, you pick up those clues, those really important details. Those clues tell you about all the lives before, and maybe even all the lives coming up.â
âOh,â says Fred, in a way that means there will be more questions later. âOK. Anyway, letâs go now.â He doesnât look worried anymore, and stands up.
I hear a jingle of keys. There he is! The Villain, double-locking his