The First Bad Man Read Free Page B

person call—science can’t explain it. Erasing the name also works.
    “I thought I’d give a shout,” he said.
    I walked to the bedroom and lay down on my bed. Initially it was no different than any other call except for that in six years he had never once called me on my personal cell phone at night. We talked about Open Palm and issues from the meeting as if it wasn’t eight o’clock and I wasn’t in my nightgown. Then, at the point where the conversation would normally have ended, a long silence arrived. I sat in the dark wondering if he had hung up without bothering to hang up. Finally, in a low whisper, he said, “I think I might be a terrible person.”
    For a split second I believed him—I thought he was about to confess a crime, maybe a murder. Then I realized that we all think we might be terrible people. But we only reveal this before we ask someone to love us. It is a kind of undressing.
    “No,” I said in a whisper. “You are so good.”
    “I’m not, though!” he protested, his voice rising with excitement. “You don’t know!”
    I responded with equal volume and fervor, “I do know, Phillip! I know you better than you think!” This quieted him for a moment. I shut my eyes. With all my throw pillows around me, poised at the lip of intimacy—I felt like a king. A king on his throne with a feast laid before him.
    “Are you able to talk right now?” he said.
    “If you are.”
    “I mean, are you alone?”
    “I live alone.”
    “I thought so.”
    “Really? What did you think when you thought about that?”
    “Well, I thought: I think she lives alone .”
    “You were right.”
    “I have a confession to make.”
    I shut my eyes again, a king.
    “I need to unburden myself,” he continued. “You don’t have to respond, but if you could just listen.”
    “Okay.”
    “Yikes, I’m nervous about this. I’m sweating. Remember, no response necessary. I’ll just say it and then we can hang up and you can go to sleep.”
    “I’m already in bed.”
    “Perfect. So you can just go right to sleep and call me in the morning.”
    “That’s what I’ll do.”
    “Okay, I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”
    “Wait—you haven’t said the confession.”
    “I know, I got scared and—I don’t know. The moment passed. You should just go to sleep.”
    I sat up.
    “Should I still call you in the morning?”
    “I’ll call you tomorrow night.”
    “Thank you.”
    “Good night.”
    IT WAS HARD TO THINK of a confession that would make a person sweat that wasn’t either criminal or romantic. And how often do people, people we know, commit serious crimes? I felt jittery; I didn’t sleep. At dawn I experienced an involuntary total voiding of my bowels. I took thirty milliliters of red and squeezed my globus. Still rock hard. Jim called at eleven and said there was a mini-emergency. Jim is the on-site office manager.
    “Is it about Phillip?” Maybe we would have to rush over to his house and I could see where he lived.
    “Michelle changed her mind about Clee.”
    “Oh.”
    “She wants Clee to move out.”
    “Okay.”
    “So can you take her?”
    When you live alone people are always thinking they can stay with you, when the opposite is true: who they should stay with is a person whose situation is already messed up by other people and so one more won’t matter.
    “I wish I could, I really wish I could help out,” I said.
    “This isn’t coming from me, it’s Carl and Suzanne’s idea. I think they kind of wonder why you didn’t offer in the first place, since you’re practically family.”
    I pressed my lips together. Once Carl had called me ginjo, which I thought meant “sister” until he told me it’s Japanese for a man, usually an elderly man, who lives in isolation while he keeps the fire burning for the whole village.
    “In the old myths he burns his clothes and then his bones to keep it going,” Carl said. I made myself very still so he would continue; I love to be described.