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made of? Dried mud and hay or something?â
Dana and Tim looked at each other then smiled.
âSomething like that. Come on, Iâll show you,â Tim said. He led them to the section of pasture where the cows were grazing, telling his cousins to line up along the fence and watch the herd munch on an afternoon snack.
Roxy stared impatiently at one of the cows that was calmly chewing its food. âWhat are we doing here?â
âJust wait a minute. Iâll tell you when to look,â Tim said.
Roxy gazed across the pasture, which was full of black-and-white Holstein dairy cows. âLook for what?â
Tim pointed at a member of the herd standing closest to them. âThere! See that cow raising her tail?â Everyone watched as the cow raised her tail and pooped out a stream of brown goop that piled up on the ground in the perfect shape of a steaming hot cow chip.
Roxyâs eyes became as big as the cow chips. âYou made me throw cow poop all day! Mom!â She ran around the barn and to the house as fast as she could.
Tommy laughed so hard he fell to his knees. âThat was great!â
Harry was laughing hard, too, and had to grab a fence post to hold himself up. When he caught his breath, he asked his farm cousins, âOkay, now tell us how you really make them.â
âWell, the pile of poop sits in the sun a few days until it dries out. As long as nothing steps in it or Dad doesnât run over it with the tractor, it turns into a cow chip,â Tim said.
The two boys stopped laughing, looked at each other then glared at Tim. âYou mean we really were throwing cow poop?â
âWell, duh,â Dana said.
âYuck! I need to wash my hands!â both boys said at the same time. Dana and Tim stood motionless, staring as the boys quickly ran to the house.
âWhatâs wrong?â Dana asked her brother.
âI donât know. Maybe they got a juicy one,â Tim said.
Tim and Dana headed in the direction of the house and when they turned the corner, they saw their company leaving, driving down the driveway. Their three cousins were in the back seat and they didnât even wave good-bye.
Tim and Danaâs parents were waiting for them when they came through the back door.
âWhat did you do to them this time?â Mom asked.
âNothing,â Tim said.
âThey said you made them play with cow poop.â
âWe had a cow-chip-tossing contest and I was winning,â Dana said. Dad burst out laughing.
âWhatâs wrong?â Tim asked.
Mom shook her head then sighed. âLook, I know you were playing, but when your cousins come for a visit, you have to remember some kids donât fit in with the âcow-pie society.âââ
Dana gave her mother a blank stare.
âWhatâs the âcow-pie societyâ?â Tim asked.
âThe only society where tossing dried cow poop is considered good, clean fun,â Mom said.
Tim frowned as he tried to figure out what she meant, and then asked, âWhat do you call our cousinsâ society?â
âDonât worry about it. Youâll find out soon enough,â Mom said.
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Chapter 3
After their cousins left, Tim was back to shoveling cow poop, cleaning cow stalls and doing whatever Dad told him to do.
One Saturday morning. Dad went into the kitchen where Mom was standing at the sink, cleaning fresh vegetables from the garden.
âWhereâs Tim?â Dad asked.
âWatching TV.â
His dad walked into the living room and stood quietly, watching both of his children lying on the floor in front of the TV. They were caught up in an exciting Western saloon brawl.
âWhatâre you watching?â Dad asked.
â Roy Rogers and Dale Evans ,â Tim said, without turning around.
âIf youâre going to watch Westerns all morning, why donât you watch a real one?â
Dana stared at