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sounded like.
The last gasps of a drowning victim? A diesel engine that needed some repair work?
It appeared to be coming from the bed of the pickup, so I slipped around to the rear, went into a deep crouch position, leaped up into the back end, and landed right in the middle of something huge and hairy.
Yikes, what was that thing? A huge fur coat? A dead horse? Whatever it was, it had a head, a BIG head, and it rose from the dead, so to speak, and revealed two sleepy eyes. For a long, tense moment, I stared at it and it stared back at me.
At last I was able to fight back my feelings of shock and surprise and say, âI donât know who you are, fella, but donât get any smart ideas. Weâve got this place surrendered.â I stared at him. âSurÂrounded, I should say. Holy smokes, are you a horse or a dog?â
I mean, this guy was HUGE!
He grinned and yawned and spoke in a slow voice. âHowdy. Nameâs Brewster. Where we at?â
âYouâre in the back of someoneâs pickup, Brewster, but also on my ranch. Thatâs the part that concerns me. Iâm the Head of Ranch Security, you see.â
âAw heck. Last thing I knew, we were in front of Uncle Johnnyâs house. I guess I fell asleep.â He yawned again. âTakes a lot of sleep to keep this old body percolatinâ.â
âYes, thatâs a large body, Brewster.â
âThanks. Everybody says that. I donât feel all that big, but I guess I am.â
âYou are, believe me. Iâd guess youâve got some St. Bernard in you somewhere. Iâm not the kind of guy who talks about other dogs having big feet, but those feet of yours are really something.â
âYeah.â He stood up and stretched. âThey always said that I got my big feet and gracefulness from the St. Bernard side, and my ferocious disposition from the German Shepherd side.â
He grinned and yawned again. That made about three yawns in the space of three minutes. Then he lumbered over to the endgate of the pickÂup, and in the process of doing that, he bumped into me and stepped on my foot.
It felt like Iâd been stepped on by an elephant and run over by a truck. I squalled.
He gave me a sleepy look. âOops, sorry. Iâm a little awkward first thing in the morning. Takes me a while to wake up.â
âHey Brewster, itâs not the first thing in the morning. Itâs going on ten oâclock, and around here, we figger the dayâs half over at ten oâclock.â
âYep, and if a guyâs going to catch himself a nap, he ought to do it in the middle of the day.â
He lumbered back to his spot at the front of the pickup, stepped on my foot again, and flopped down. The whole pickup shook when he bedded down. He crossed his paws in front of him and rested his chin on the paws. Then his eyes appeared to roll back in his head.
âJust one moment, Brewster. I have some questions Iâd like to . . .â
âSkaw, snork, skrunk, zzzzzzzzzzz.â
The window of opportunity had slammed shut. Brewster was asleep again.
Chapter Three: Chosen for a Dangerous Assignment
S o there I was, looking down at a sleeping horse in dogâs clothing, and I still didnât know what he was doing on my ranch. I wasnât much inclined to wake him up again. I mean, this dog was obviously a threat to the health and safety of everyone around him. He could land a guy in the vet clinic just by walking across the room.
Those were the biggest feet Iâd ever seen, and boy, did they HURT when they stepped on you!
I left him where he lay and returned to the machine shed, in hopes that I might be able to listen in on Uncle Johnnyâs conversation and piece together a motive for his presence on my ranch.
I knew there was a motive somewhere, had to be. For every action, thereâs a reaction. For every auto, thereâs a motive. Uncle Johnnyâs auto was still
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