little secret. Mr. Verity proposes a new show to everyone he meets. Most of the time, thereâs no new show, but Courtney and her dad didnât know that. And right away, the three of them started making plans.
Meanwhile, Mr. Schott had pulled out his phone to take a picture.
Charlotte was posted in the Center Hall that afternoon. âUh, Mr. Schott?â she said. âIâm sorry, but I canât let you do that inside the White House.â
Mr. Schott said, âItâs only the insect Iâm interested in.â
Charlotte shook her head.
Mr. Schott said, âNational security. I understand,â and put his phone away.
Lily tugged my arm. âWhatsa big bugâs name?â
Tessa and I looked at each other. Weâd been so busy, we hadnât even given him one! âDo you have a suggestion?â Tessa asked.
Lily thought so hard her face scrunched up. Finally, she said, âFluffy.â
Oh, dear. Fluffy is not a very good name for acockroach. But we didnât want to say so and hurt Lilyâs feelings.
Luckily, Mrs. Hedges, the grumpiest maid in the White House, came out of the Treaty Room at that moment. She was carrying a feather duster.
âHey, Mrs. Hedgesâcome and look!â Tessa called. âAnd donât worry. The zookeeper said cockroaches are pretty clean, I mean for cockroaches.â
I had a bright idea. âLily, would you mind if we gave somebody else a chance to name the cockroach?â
Lilyâs lip quivered like she might cry. Tessa said quickly, âWe could name one of the kittens Fluffy.â
This cheered Lily right up. âThe black one! Sheâs my fa-vo-wit.â
âOkay,â I said, âand Mrs. Hedges, would you like to name the cockroach?â
My idea had been that you canât hate something if you name it. And I was right! Mrs. Hedges peered into the tank. âWhat kind of cockroach did you say he is, again?â
âMadagascan,â I said.
âThen what about Madison?â said Mrs. Hedges.
âMadison like James Madison!â said Tessa. âHe was the fourth president of the United States and lived in the White House two hundred years ago.â
Mrs. Hedges smiled. âJames Madison is a fine name.â
My family believes children need outdoor recreation no matter how hot and humid Julys are in Washington,DC. Thatâs why Tessa and I had a full afternoonâtennis lessons, throwing the Frisbee for Hooligan and swimming lessons.
One good thing about our house: we did all those things without ever leaving our big backyard, which is also known as the White House South Lawn.
It was nearly five oâclock when we came in to clean up and get dressed for Mr. Amaroâs dinner thing. We knew when we opened our bedroom door weâd find dresses already laid out for us to wear. Anytime we go to an event where we might be photographed, Aunt Jen chooses our clothes. If you think that means she doesnât trust us to pick out our own clothes . . . you got that right.
Anyway, what we didnât know was what else weâd find in our room: a great big mess!
Our new petâs tank was lying on its side on the floor with the lid wide open. Leaves and dirt were strewn all over the carpet. As for our big orange-striped cockroachâthere was no sign of him at all.
CHAPTER FIVE
âCammie, what happened?â said Tessa.
âI donât know, but weâd better clean it up and find James Madison fast,â I said. âOtherwise, Granny is going to kill us.â
The two of us cleaned and searched at the same time. We looked under the tank, then put it back on the table. We swept up the dirt and looked under every twig and leaf. We looked under the lid, then set it back on the tank and hooked it closed.
âIt must be the Ks that knocked it over,â said Tessa, âand then James Madison got out and ran away.â
âI donât think the