Blacktooth ended my career, Iâve been eager to return the favor.â
âSo have I,â Flintlock boomed. âI was a loyal pirate for nearly fifteen years, but it only took one mishap for Blacktooth to turn me out of the League for good.â
The gargoyle hopped in from the hall. âWhat was the mishap?â he asked.
âI was a human cannonball.â Flintlock sighed. âI got stuck in my cannon.â
Hilary turned to Worthington, who had come to stand in the doorway. âDid Blacktooth dismiss you, too?â
âHe did,â said Worthington, ânot more than a month ago. I was training as a pirateâs apprentice, and he told me there wasnât any place in the League for a navigator who couldnât navigate.â She scowled. âWe always got where we were going eventually .â
All three pirates shook their heads.
âItâs a good thing the Terror gathered us here,â said Flintlock. âWhen weâre done with Blacktooth, heâll be nothing but knucklebones.â
âKnucklebones!â said the parrot.
âSo, Terror,â said Partridge, âwhen do we start?â
Hilary scuffed her boots across her motherâs goodcarpet. All three of the pirates seemed so hopeful, so certain that she could help them. âIâm afraid weâre not starting anything,â she said. âIâm not going to challenge Captain Blacktooth.â
The piratesâ faces crumpled. Even the kings and queens on the playing cards looked more dejected than usual. âYouâve changed your plans, then?â Flintlock asked.
âI never had any plans to begin with!â said Hilary. âI donât know where the Gazette got that notice. Hardly anything it says is true.â
Worthington looked puzzled. âDo you mean to say that Blacktooth isnât a villain?â
âWell, no,â said Hilary, âthatâs not what I mean at all. He wants all the kingdomâs magic for himself, and heâs been completely dishonorable about trying to get his hands on it.â
âBut you still think he should be in charge of the League?â
âOf course not!â said Hilary. âHe should be locked up in the Royal Dungeons!â
Flintlock scratched his chin. âIn that case, Terror,â he said slowly, âwhy arenât you challenging him?â
Hilary frowned. âI may want Blacktooth gone,â she said, âbut that doesnât mean I should be the one to replace him. It would be ridiculous! I donât know a thing about leading an entire league ofââ
âPirates!â said her mother.
Mrs. Westfield stood at the parlor door, with one hand braced against the door frame to keep herself from fainting on the spot. Partridge, Flintlock, and Worthington all offered their own hands for her to shake, but she simply looked from one pirate to the next.
âHilary, dear,â she said, âwhen I told you that I wished you would be a bit more sociable, this was not precisely what I meant.â She looked down at the blue carpet, which was sprinkled with clots of mud from someoneâs boots, and her face paled. âIf only youâd let me know that you were hosting tea for a band of pirates, I could have suggested a more suitable location.â
âPirates?â said Partridge. âI, for one, am a High Society gentleman!â
âKnucklebones!â said his parrot.
âIâm so sorry, Mother.â Hilary moved to Mrs. Westfieldâs side. âThese guests arrived unexpectedly, andâwellâI didnât want to be an ungracious hostess.â
Mrs. Westfieldâs color improved considerably.
âBut theyâre just about to leave. Iâm afraid there was a misunderstanding, and Iâm not the scallywag they meant to visit after all.â
All three pirates looked thoroughly downcast at this, and Partridgeâs lower lip began to