sure,â he said. âThat idiotic woman says I need to get out of the house more. She thinks Iâmââ
âListless. So I heard. Too many dirty Latin poems, thatâs your trouble.â Since he resigned from the Council in 2013, the old man had returned to his first love, the classics. He spent most of his time buried in old tomes.
âDonât be flippant, laddie. There are plenty of parallels between late Republican Rome and this city in 2026.â He gave a long sigh. âMoreâs the pity.â He looked past me. âIs that you, Davie?â
âIt is,â the big man said. âHow are you doing, Hector?â
âNever mind me. What has that old tightarse in charge of your directorate been up to?â
Davie grinned at that description of his boss, then frowned when he saw how happy it had made me. The public order guardian, Lewis Hamilton, was a founder member of the Enlightenment Party and had been on the original Council with my father.
âI havenât seen much of him,â Davie replied. âHeâs serving his month as senior guardian.â The Council instigated a rotating system for the top job a couple of years back because of abuses when the position was permanent. My mother had been one of the holders of the cityâs senior office, much to Hectorâs disgust. They hadnât been getting on for years and had taken advantage of the celibate state that used to be required of guardians to ignore each other completely.
âMay the Lord protect us,â the old man said, taking refuge in divine power like all the best atheists. âLewis must be almost as doddery as I am.â
Davie laughed. âNot quite.â
Hector looked up, gave a stern stare then laughed weakly. âVery good, lad. Very good.â He started to cough again.
Dave and I exchanged glances. The old man didnât sound too healthy, but he was still quick enough to latch on to our concern.
âWhatâs the matter with you two?â he complained. âHave you never seen someone whoâs reached the end of the line before?â
âWhat are you talking about?â I demanded. âIâm worried Iâll be spending the rest of my life coming down to Trinity every weekend.â
The old man broke into a high-pitched laugh. âI know how much you look forward to these visits, Quintilian.â He turned his hooded eyes back to Davie. âYou didnât answer my question, Hume 253. Whatâs been going on in the Public Order Directorate?â
I must have needled Hector. Heâd normally have asked for my sarcastic take on the Councilâs crime prevention activities first.
Davie glanced at me uneasily, picking up the edge in the old manâs voice. âWell,â he said, âdo you want the good news or the bad news?â
âGive me the bad first, laddie,â Hector said, struggling to pull himself upright in the chair and glaring at me to discourage any offer of assistance. âThatâs what weâve got used to in this benighted city.â
âEm, right.â Davie ran his fingers through the matted hairs of his beard. âThirty-seven arrests for disorderly conduct in the suburbs in the last week â thirty-one of them involving minors.â
âDisorderly conduct?â the old man asked. âWhat does that cover?â
Davie raised his shoulders. âAnything from stoning guard patrols to nicking old ladiesâ food vouchers. Thereâs a mandatory six-month spell in a Youth Development Department facility for anyone under twenty who gets taken in.â
âExcept those places are all full now,â I pointed out.
âSo we send them down the mines instead,â Davie said with a broad grin.
âWhat else?â Hector asked, the question ending in a long wheeze.
âFive holes cut in the fences on the city line, no smugglers or dissidents apprehended yet.â
Rich Karlgaard, Michael S. Malone