pruning shears on the ground.
Before I have time to consider the implications of this, I feel the hit of freezing water on my back from above. I gasp in shock; someone has tipped a bucket of seawater over me. Martin and Tesha yell beside me as they get their own showers.
âBe cleansed by the spirits of assassins past!â cries Alex. âWash in the souls of those who have gone before you!â
Another bucket. This one feels almost warm after the shock of the first. But now Iâm utterly drenched, dripping hair and freezing face. I gulp to get my breath.
âNo!â Tesha cries out.
At first I think sheâs protesting another wetting, but from my place in the sand, I see someone walk forward holding the pillowcases again.
âPlease!â she begs. âIâm claustrophobic. I canât stand it anymore!â
A ripple of laughter goes around.
âBag her!â someone shouts.
âBag her! Bag her!â A cluster of Guild membersâsome, I think, are actually Teshaâs best friendsâbegin a chant.
âYeah, bag the bitch!â a voice shouts.
âSilence!â Alex is genuinely peeved. Oh dear. A recent initiate has gone too far.
âNo need to get overexcited,â Alex says, kicking sand expertly into the initiateâs masked face. âTeshaââhe shakes his head and the hood waggles a bit, making him look even more ridiculousââyouâve persuaded me.â
âBoo!â the Guild cry.
âButâ¦â He puts a foot on the center of her back and rolls her a little, back and forth. Sand sticks to her ample curves as she rolls, she looks sugar-coated. âMake no mistake, Tesh. You owe me one.â
More laughter. A couple boyish jeers. Yuck.
âIâm freezing, Alexââ Tesha begins.
âQuiet!â he shouts. âWhat? You expected this to be easy?â He shakes his head again, relishing his power over her. âIt cannot be easy.â
The cold wetness is making me shake involuntarily, but Iâm grateful to Tesha for stopping the pillowcases. And then I see whatâs coming next, and I wonder why I felt glad a second ago.
âBring out the Dumper!â Alex cries.
A Mask steps forward, and I recognize him immediately; itâs my dear friend, Daniel. Heâs carrying a bucket, clutching it with those freakishly long, white fingers, holding it at armâs length. I donât think this bucket is full of seawater. Alex points to the place on the sand where he dropped the pruning shears.
Daniel reluctantly walks over to the spot and slops something dark and viscous from the bucket on to the ground, covering the pruning shears.
âAll of it,â Alex says. Daniel sighs then jerks the bucket downward, slapping its bottom like you would a glass ketchup bottle. But the slop is stubborn. âUse your hands,â says Alex, like itâs the most obvious thing in the world. Danielâs face hardens, but he puts a hand in anyway and scoops the remainder of the stuff onto the ground, the gloop dripping delicately from his slender digits. The smell has reached me now: cow. This is not going to end well.
âNow,â says Alex. âAs you know, entry into the Guild is subject to passing a test. You have received the cleansing waters, but an assassin must also be prepared to get his or her hands dirty.â Laughter. âYou have until sunrise to free yourselves and return to your beds, making sure to clean up this mess so all trace of us is removed. Failure to complete this task in its entirety will render your attempted entry into this Guild unsuccessful.â He smiles. âGood luck.â
On cue, minions extinguish the oil lamps, and we are plunged into the damp semidarkness. A second later, and they are all gone.
âAlex!â screams Tesha. âCome back!â
âYou shouldnât call him Alex,â hisses Martin, lying on his back and jerking his