her and frame it. They could title it W OMAN ON THE GO .
Some magazine had done an article about Mom a year or so ago. Thereâd been lots of pictures with captions like that, making her sound like Superwoman. M OTHER OF FIVE FLIES HIGH IN âACCIDENTALâ CAREER, was the headline.
He could almost remember feeling proud, wanting to go around bragging, Hey, thatâs my mom.
But then some of the kids at school had seen the article.
âYour motherâs a motivational speaker?â Cassandra Dennis had asked. âWhy canât she motivate you?â
The whole English class had heard, and laughed.
Now just thinking about that article made his face hot with shame.
Lots of thoughts did that for him.
He stumbled following Mom and Lori toward the lady taking tickets. Horrified at the thought of fallingâhe pictured a giant tree crashing in a forest, a beached whale flopping on the shoreâhe stomped squarely on Loriâs foot as he tried to regain his balance.
Lori flashed him an outraged, pained look.
âWatch it!â she hissed.
She even had tears in her eyes. So one of Chuckâs last acts would be hurting his sister.
Again.
Chuck watched his feet, heading toward the plane. Toward his doom, probably. He had sympathy suddenly for the hogs that tried to run backward down the loading chute when they were being sent off to slaughter. Chuck hated sorting hogs, anywayâPop always yelling at him, âDonât let that one past you! Heâs not ready for market!â and Joey and Mike tattling, âChuckâs not helping!â It was a relief, at the end, when the hogs were all headed up the chute onto the truck. But some hog always balked. Heâd turn the wrong way and try to run against the pack. The backward hog would squeal, and the others would squeal, and no matter how much Pop and Chuck and Joey and Mike pushed, the dang hog wouldnât turn around.
More than once, Chuck had seen Pop flip a 250-pound hog end over end, just to get him on the truck.
If Chuck were a hog being sent to slaughter, he wouldnât have the nerve to turn around. He wouldnât have the nerve to squeal. Heâd go quietly.
Mom handed a packet to the airline attendant beside the door out to the plane.
âThereâs, um, three of us,â she said.
âFamily vacation, eh?â the woman said.
âSort of,â Mom said.
The woman ripped out three tickets and handed the packet back to Mom.
âHave fun!â she said cheerily.
Mom led them through a door and down a hallway. Then they were in the plane, and Chuck had another attack of panic. Everything was too flimsy lookingâhe felt like he could reach over and crumple the tin of the door with his bare hands. He glanced to the left, and shouldnât have, because that was the cockpit, all those important-looking dials and gauges. But they looked fake, like childrenâs toys. He didnât know what heâd expected the inside of an airplane to look like, but it wasnât this. This was supposed to fly?
He looked at Mom, walking confidently down the aisle ahead of him. But that was a mistake, too, because she was tiny and fit easily between the rows of seats. She moved like she belonged on a planeâit wasnât too hard to believe she could be lifted off the ground. Chuck felt like Godzilla trampling behind her. He knocked one manâs jacket to the floor and accidentally kicked another manâs luggage.
âExcuse me. Sorry,â he muttered.
âWho wants the window seat?â Mom asked when they reached their row.
Silently, Chuck shook his head. What? And have to look out?
âI donât care,â Lori said, though she usually had an opinion about everything. âYou can have it, Mom.â
A woman behind them cleared her throat impatiently.
âNo, you take it, Lori,â Mom decreed. âSo you can seeout during takeoff and landing. Those are the best parts.