Sworn Brother Read Free

a poem only last year.’
    By then I had worked out that he was trying to find a different way of saying ‘a sword’.
    ‘Herfid!’ I said firmly, interrupting his thoughts. He looked up, irritated for a moment by the intrusion. Then he saw who it was and his habitual good humour returned.
    ‘Ah, Thorgils! It’s good to see you, though this is a rather lacklustre and empty house since the other skalds sallied forth to accompany the king on his campaign in Denmark. I fear that I’ve brought you to a dead end. There will be no chance of royal
    patronage until Knut gets back, and in the meantime I doubt if we’ll find anyone else who is willing to pay for good-quality praise poems. I thought that perhaps one of his great earls whom he has left behind here in England, might be sufficiently cultured to want something elegantly phrased in the old style. But I’m told they are a boorish lot. Picked for their fighting ability rather than their appreciation of the finer points of versifying.’
    ‘How about the queen?’ I asked, deliberately disingenuous. ‘Wouldn’t she want some poetry?’
    Herfid misunderstood. ‘The queen!’ he snorted. ‘She only wants new prayers or perhaps one of those dreary hymns, all repetitions and chanting, remarkably tedious stuff. And she’s got plenty of priests to supply that. The very mention of any of the Aesir would probably make her swoon. She positively hates the Old Gods.’
    ‘I didn’t mean Queen Emma,’ I said. ‘I meant the other one, Aelfgifu.’
    ‘Oh her. I don’t know much about her. She’s keeping pretty much in the background. Anyhow queens don’t employ skalds. They’re more interested in romantic harp songs and that sort of frippery.’
    ‘What about Thorkel, the vice-regent, then? I’m told that Knut has placed Thorkel in charge of the country while he is away. Wouldn’t he appreciate a praise poem or two? Everyone says he’s one of the old school, a true Viking. Fought as a mercenary, absolute believer in the Elder Faith, wears Thor’s hammer as an amulet.’
    ‘Yes, indeed, and you should hear him swear when he’s angry,’ said Herfid cheering up slightly. ‘He spits out more names for the Old Gods than even I’ve heard. He also blasphemes mightily against those White Christ priests. I’ve been told that when he’s drunk he refers to Queen Emma as Bakrauf. I just hope that not too many of the Saxons hear or understand.’
    I knew what he meant. In Norse lore a bakrauf was a wizened old hag, a troll wife, and her name translates as ‘arse hole’.
    ‘So why don’t you attach yourself to Thorkel’s household as a skald?’ I insisted.
    ‘That’s a thought,’ Herfid said. ‘But I’ll have to be cautious. If word gets back to Knut that the vice-regent is surrounding himself with royal trappings, like a personal skald, the king may think that he is putting on airs and wants to be England’s ruler. Knut delegated Thorkel to look after the military side of things, put down any local troubles with a firm hand and so forth, but Archbishop Wulfstan is in charge of the civil administration and the legal side. It’s a neat balance: the heathen kept in check by the Christian.’ Herfid, who was a kindly man, sighed. ‘Whatever happens, even if I get an appointment with Thorkel, I’m afraid that there won’t be much of an opportunity for you to shine as my pupil. A vice-regent is not as wealthy as a king, and his largesse is less. You’re welcome to stay on with me as an apprentice, but I can’t possibly pay you anything. We’ll be lucky if we have enough to eat.’
    A page boy solved my predicament three days later when the lad knocked at the door of our lodgings with a message for me. I was to report to the queen’s chamberlain ready to join her entourage, which was leaving for her home country of Northampton. It took me only a moment to pack. All the clothing I owned, apart from the drab tunic, shoes and hose that I wore every day, was a