appliances.
âOur beds have high thread count Egyptian cotton sheets and your choice of pillows,â Alejandro said with a wry smile as he followed me into the bedroom. âAnd a specially made mattress so comfortable that guests often claim theyâve never enjoyed anywhere theyâve spent the night more.â
I willed myself not to think about how long it had been since Iâd actually enjoyed spending the night in my own bedroom.
Much less anywhere else â¦
The remainder of the tour was something of a blur as we wove around the never-ending mosaic-lined swimming pools featuring everything from submerged chaises to swim-up bars, past the championship golf course, and out to a stretch of soft white sand that looked out onto the impossibly blue waters of the Mayan Riviera.
âDelightful,â Alejandro said. âYes?â
So were the undertones of his spicy yet subtle cologne as I followed him into the resort sales office.
Vacation ownership at the luxe Hacienda de la Fortuna had to come with a steep price tag, so I expected to see a room full of uncomfortable presentees, all seated in defensive positions, looking nervously at one another, arms and legs crossed, the women clutching their handbags, and the men looking down at their feet. Instead, prospective buyers seemed downright relaxed as they sipped on cocktails, nibbled on snacks, and chatted with well-dressed salespeople.
As Alejandro led me toward his office on the other side of the sales floor, he stopped to check in at various conversation clusters.
âHow has your experience with us been so far?â
âWonderful,â said an older lady. âAntonio here is taking wonderful care of me.â
Antonio, who looked like Alejandroâs slightly swarthy brother, gave her a playful wink. âTell me, are you staying in an ocean or courtyard room?â
âCourtyard,â she said.
âHow about we upgrade this fine lady so she can enjoy the view?â he said.
âDone,â Alejandro said.
âWow,â she said. âThank you.â
âWow is right,â I said, after watching Alejandro proceed to authorize a free boat tour pass for one family and stop to pour a congratulatory glass of champagne from the signing bottle of another on our way to his glass-walled office. âI canât imagine how this could be any moreââ
âPleasant?â he asked as he motioned me to sit and an assistant appeared with snack and beverage cart. âThatâs how we roll around here.â
The presentation itself lasted far longer than it was supposed to, but the time somehow flew by as I sipped on a fresh margarita. Alejandro covered everything from a brief history of the resort to a detailed explanation of the exchange program that allowed owners to trade their vacation time at Hacienda de la Fortuna with resorts all over the world.
âCertainly in Hawaii and the Bahamas,â he said, recounting the spots Iâd mentioned over lunch as destinations I most wanted to visit.
âSo I can trade my week here forâ?â
âA romantic getaway to Bora Bora,â he said. âIf thatâs what you desire.â
I looked down and fiddled with my ring so neither the camera nor Alejandro could see my expression. âI canât imagine anyone desiring anything more than what youâre offering here.â
âIâm glad you feel that way,â Alejandro said.
âI guess it all comes down to cost â¦â I mumbled, âversus benefits.â
âWhich we have in abundance,â he said.
I looked up and our eyes met again.
Alejandro pulled out a pad of paper and a pen. âGiven everything youâve told me about your lifestyle and vacation habits, I hope you will allow me to presume that your family would be most interested in a three-bedroom unit youâd use for two weeks a year?â
âTheoretically,â I said.