âWe just finished
Beowulf
, which is about some knight dude, but they call him a Thane instead, and he kills this monster called Grendel, and then Grendelâs mom gets upset and tries to kill him. So thatâs kind of interesting, I guess.â
âWhat about science?â
âScience is just gross. We have to do these labs, right? Where we cut up plants and worms and stuff, and then we have to label all the parts on a worksheet.â
âThat sounds better than just reading things in books,â said Mom.
âI guess,â I said. Of course I couldnât tell her that at least I could fake reading things in textbooks. I didnât mind English or history, because they were about people. I felt like even Shakespeare had something to teach me about being a better songwriter. But science? Where was the poetry in cutting up slimy dead things?
âI know itâs hard to see this right now, but science and math are really important. Colleges offer big scholarships for kids who excel at those subjects, and the variety of careers you can choose from is virtually endless.â
âMom, Iâd rather gouge my eyes out with rusty spoons than study math. Itâs the lamest thing in existence. Itâs like the opposite of all creativity.â
âSammy, thatâs just not true. Thereâs all sorts of amazing and wonderful things going on in math and science. Donât forget that itâs going to be mathematicians and scientists who solve the worldâs ecology problems.â
âYeah, yeah.â
âAnd computers. Video games. These things are made by math and science people.â
âI know, I know. But itâs still just numbers. And Iâm not good at that stuff.â
âYou donât know that. Youâve never really even tried.â
âTrust me, Mom. Iâm not.â
There was a moment of silence, during which I could tell Iâd said something over the line, though I really couldnât see any flaw in my logic.
âWell,â she said. âHow was rehearsal?â
âOkay, I guess,â I said.
âOkay, you guess?â she said.
âWeâre going to call ourselves Tragedy of Wisdom.â
âOh,â she said. âThatâs nice.â
See? Even she knew it was lame.
âDo you have rehearsal tomorrow after school?â
âNo,â I said. âTJ canât make it and Joe thinks that thereâs no point rehearsing without the drummer.â
âJoe thinks,â she said, rolling her eyes.
âWhat?â I said.
âNever mind,â she said. âIf you donât have too much homework tomorrow, could you spend a little time with your grandfather after school? Heâs been pretty down lately.â
âYeah, sure, I guess.â
âYou know it always cheers him up to see you.â
âSure doesnât seem like it,â I said.
It takes me a long time to fall asleep. Iâm not sure why. I donât really get tired like I guess a lot of people do. I mean, I wake up tired and stupid and slow, then as the day goes on, I get more and more awake until, by the time Iâm supposed to go to bed, Iâm totally wired. No, I donât eat a lot of sugar and I donât drink tons of soda or coffee. Itâs just how I am.
You know that buzzing sound you hear from old fluorescent lights? Not real obvious at first, but it kind of creeps up on you and gets really annoying after a while? Well, thatâs what runs through my head every night. So I just lay in bed in the dark and stare up at the ceiling while I wait for the buzzing to fade out. It always does, but sometimes it takes hours. And I canât close my eyes or I start to lose perspective on how big the room is and where I am in it, almost like Iâm floating or sinking, and the buzzing gets so intense it feels like Iâll drown in it. I used to read or listen to music in bed, but that only made