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it would never do to snub a future duke—and laughed at for the follies, foibles, and bill collectors following in his wake. He lived his life without an apparent care in the world, as long as one discounted his agonizing search for a tailor who would overlook his continual lack of funds.
    In truth, he was a man to be envied.
    In truth, he was a man living a singularly calculated lie.
    So while he stood in White’s, the living example of all that was wastrel and foolish about the ton , his mind was far away on more pressing matters. Problems so urgent that few would have thought they’d find anyplace to lodge amongst all the wool and lint that most believed made up the interior workings behind the marquis’ engaging smile.
    Especially considering his current subject of discussion—a lecture to young Lord Harry Penham on how to select the perfect valet.
    The jest lay in the fact that Penham, on his first Season in town and a greenling in every definition of the word, obviously knew nothing of the fact that Temple had never hired a valet, let alone that he couldn’t afford the services of one.
    Temple’s only servant was a disreputable one-eyed man who drove the marquis’ carriage and ran his errands. Elton was recognized by one and all, and most held him in fearful regard, for it was rumored that Temple had bought the man off a scaffold—if only to have a loyal servant who wouldn’t mind an infrequent salary.
    But obviously Penham knew none of this, for he hung on Temple’s every word as if he were receiving Holy Scriptures.
    “What agency are you using?” the marquis asked, his lorgnette tapping at his chin. “For you’ll never find the right fellow without the help of a good agency.” He eyed the disgraceful state of the younger man’s cravat and made a tut tut noise that signaled his wholehearted disapproval. “Let me guess, you’ve retained Fogelmann’s?”
    When Penham nodded, Temple shuddered and clutched at his heart. “Upon my horror, you’ll be sporting some Oriental tied piece of silk before the end of the week.” He glanced at the gathering crowd. “Which I daresay might be an improvement on this.” Temple took his lorgnette and swirled it through the mess of lace and silk that made up Penham’s woeful attempt at a waterfall.
    Several in the crowd began to chuckle.
    “Well, I-I-I-” Penham sputtered, quite flustered at being put in the spotlight by the infamous marquis. “I-I-I didn’t know.”
    “Obviously.” Temple sighed again and eyed the man from head to toe. “A Cambridge man, I suppose.”
    Penham nodded again, this time a little more warily.
    “Whatever are they teaching there these days?” Temple stalked around the young man, tapping his lorgnette in his palm like a riding crop. “A gentleman must be prepared for all sorts of calamities. Why, you never know when your valet may take ill,” he advised. “Or for that matter, run off complaining about lack of wages or some other nonsense.” This comment brought a hearty round of laughter. Temple winked at his audience over Penham’s head. “It is imperative that you are able to do a respectable job yourself or you’ll never catch the eye of that certain lady.”
    This brought Penham’s attention up in an instant. “But I didn’t think anyone knew that I—”
    “Tut tut,” Temple said. “Read the betting book, my good man. Or better yet, read the Morning Post . You and Nettlestone have caused quite a sensation with your competition for that lady’s hand.”
    “My intentions toward her are quite honorable,” Penham asserted. “Not that the same can be said for my rival.” He nodded toward Aloysius, the seventeenth Baron of Nettlestone, who sat across the room playing vingt-et-un .
    “Yes,” Temple drawled, sparing a glance first at one man, then the other. “I daresay your heart and estate in Dorset could use the improvements her fortune will bring more so than that drafty pile of rocks Nettlestone calls