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was hanging on a hook. “I’ll give you fifty pounds for the coat,” McGuffin said.
    “But you’ve already got a coat,” Tim observed.
    “I’ve got to get out of here without being seen.”
    McGuffin pulled off his own coat. Underneath he was wearing an off-white suit that had probably been white when he put it on. It didn’t quite hide the gun, jutting out of a shoulder holster where most people carry a wallet. He put on the raincoat, folding the collar up so that it hid most of his face. Finally he produced fifty pounds out of nowhere and threw them down on the desk, five ten pound notes which were the best thing I’d seen all day. Tim wasn’t going to complain either. The coat had only cost him ten pounds in the Oxfam shop and even they had probably made enough profit out of it to buy another ox.
    McGuffin took a deep breath. He hesitated for one last moment. And then he was gone. The door clicked shut behind him.
    I got off the tray. “What do you think?” I asked.
    Tim opened his eyes. The money was sitting right in front of him. “Fifty quid!” he exclaimed.
    “I wonder who he was working for?”
    “Forget it, Nick,” Tim pocketed the money. “It’s none of our business. I’m just glad we’re not involved.”
    I picked up McGuffin’s coat, meaning to hang it back on the hook. As I lifted it, something fell out of one of the pockets. It was a key. There was a plastic tag attached to it and in bright red letters:
Room 605, London International Hotel
.
    I looked at the key. Tim looked at me. We were involved all right.

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    Maybe I should have emigrated to Australia.
    My parents had left the country three years before when I was eleven, and of course they’d meant to take me with them. I’d got as far as Heathrow. But while my parents had got jammed up in one door of the aircraft, I’d slipped out another. Then I’d legged it across the main runway, leaving the screams of the engines – and of my mother – behind me. I remember stopping at the perimeter fence and turning round. And there they were, my mum and dad, flying off to Australia without me. As the plane soared away into the setting sun there was a big lump in my throat and I realized I’d laughed so much I’d swallowed my chewing-gum.
    Ever since then I’d been living with Tim. Twice I’d almost been killed with him. I should have remembered that as we set off together in search of McGuffin. Perhaps this was going to be third time unlucky.
    “Are you sure about this?” Tim asked as we walked together.
    I jiggled the key in my hand. “We’re just going to give it back,” I said.
    As we approached Skin Lane, a street cleaner limped round the corner, stabbing at the pavement with a broken, worn-out brush. The cleaner wasn’t looking much better himself. Maybe it was the heat. There was a dustcart parked in the alley and that puzzled me. Why hadn’t the cleaner taken the cart with him? Meanwhile Tim had walked on and, looking past him, I saw Jake McGuffin standing in the telephone box with the receiver propped under his chin.
    “He’s still there,” I said.
    “Yes.” Tim sniffed. “But look at that. He’s only had my coat five minutes and he’s already spilled something all down the front.”
    “What?” Suddenly I wasn’t feeling so good. The hairs on the back of my neck were standing up, which was strange, because I didn’t know I had any hairs on the back of my neck. Leaving the cart, I moved quickly past Tim. McGuffin watched me approach but his eyes didn’t focus. I reached out to open the door.
    “Wait a minute, Nick,” Tim said. “He hasn’t finished talking.”
    I opened the door.
    McGuffin had finished talking. The telephone was dead and any minute now he’d be joining it. The stuff he had spilled down the coat was blood, his own blood, and it was Charon who had done the spilling. Even as I opened the door I saw the shattered pane of glass where the bullet had passed through on its way