coincidence. Iâve only moved into this house recently and I sold my previous one in Meadow Lane to a lad called Willy Mariello. Have you met him yet?â
âNo.â
âNo doubt you will. Heâs with this lot. Well, the conversion here was more or less finished, but the summerâs not a good time to get permanent tenantsâholidays, the Festival and so on. So when Willy said this crowd was looking for somewhere, I offered it for the six weeks.â
âBrave.â
âI donât know. They pay rent. Thereâs no furniture, not much they can break. And theyâve sworn theyâll clean everything up before they go. I just hurry in and out and donât dare look at the mess.â
âWhat about noise?â
âThis flatâs pretty well insulated.â
âLargely by books, I should imagine. And this has only just been converted too? I canât believe it.â
The Laird glowed. Obviously Charles had said the right thing. But the flat did seem as if it had been there for centuries. Brown velvet upholstery and the leather spines of books gave the quality of an old sepia photograph. A library, an eyrie at the top of the building, it reminded Charles of his tutorials at Oxford. Dry sherry and dry donnish jokes. True, the sherry was malt whisky, but there was something of the don about James Milne.
âYou like books?â He half-rose from his chair, eager, waiting for the slightest encouragement.
Charles gave it. âYes.â
âTheyâre not first editions or anything like that. Well, not many of them. Just good editions. I do hate this paperback business. Some of the Dickens are quite good. And that Vanity Fair is valuable . . .â
Charles wondered if he was about to receive a lecture on antiquarian books, but the danger passed. â. . . and this edition of Scott might be worth something. Though not to the modern reader. Nobody reads him nowadays. I wonder why. Could it be because heâs a dreary old bore? I think it must be. Even we Scots find him a bit of a penance.â He laughed. A cosy-looking man; probably mid-fifties, with a fuzz of white hair and bushy black eyebrows.
Charles laughed, too. âIâve read half of Ivanhoe . About seven times. Like Ulysses and the first volume of Proust. Never get any further.â He relaxed into his chair. âItâs very comforting, all those books.â
âYes. âNo furniture is so charming as books, even if you never open them or read a single word.â The Reverend Sydney Smith. Not a Scot himself, but for some time a significant luminary of Edinburgh society. Yes, my books are my life.â
Charles smiled. âWasnât it another Edinburgh luminary, Robert Louis Stevenson, who said, âBooks are all very well in their way, but theyâre a mighty bloodless substitute for real lifeâ?â
James Milne chuckled with relish, which was a relief to Charles, who was not sure that he had got the quotation right. âExcellent, Charles, excellent, though the point is arguable. Let me give you a refill.â
It turned out that the Laird had been a schoolmaster at Kilbruce, a large public school just outside Edinburgh. âI retired from there some five years ago. No, no, Iâm not as old as all that. But when my mother died I came into some money and propertyâthis house, an estate called Glenloan on the West coast, a terrace of cottages. For the first time in my life I didnât have to work. And I thought, why should I put up with the adolescent vagaries of inky boys when I much prefer books?â
âAnd inky boys presumably donât appreciate books?â
âNo. Some seemed toâappeared to be interested, but . . .â He rose abruptly. âA bite to eat perhaps?â
Half a Stilton and Bath Olivers were produced. The evening passed pleasantly. They munched and drank, swapped quotations and examined the books. Their