Brian on Friday. Heâs coming to your house to play shuffleboard.â
âIâm always nice to Brian,â said Jack.
That was true. Jack was a good guy. I had only said that about being nice because I was upset.
âBut I canât come get the cookies,â said Jack.
âWhy not?â
âFluffy will eat them before we get a chance to play shuffleboard.â
âCats donât eat cookies,â I said.
But Jack had already hung up.
Fish
âIâm going next door,â I said to my mother.
âAt this hour? Brian is asleep. Itâs nearly your bedtime, Sly.â
âIâm going to talk with Mrs. Olsen. Besides, itâs Saturday. Itâs okay if Iâm up later. And itâs for a case.â
âAll right then.â
I rang Brianâs doorbell.
The light over the steps went on.
Mrs. Olsenâs face peeked around the curtain covering the glass in the door. She looked worried. Then she smiled. She opened the door.
âHello, Sly. Brianâs in bed.â
âI came to talk to you.â
âHow nice. Would you like a snack?â
âI donât eat before bed.â This was one time I was grateful for my motherâs rules. âThanks anyway.â
We went into the living room and sat on the couch.
âMrs. Olsen, did Brian have fish for dinner?â
âNo. He hates fish. I never cook it.â
âDo you have any idea why his breath might smell like fish?â
Mrs. Olsen looked aghast. âDoes his breath smell like fish?â
âYes.â
âWhen did you smell it?â
âTonight. When he came over.â
âOh, dear.â Mrs. Olsen put her hand to her mouth. âI guess I overdid it with that last batch.â
âExcuse me?â
Mrs. Olsen patted my knee. âI add fish oil to cakes and cookies.â She gave a little smile. âIt makes them more nutritious.That way I donât feel guilty about giving Brian sweets. Youâd never know it, of course. The taste is hardly there.â
Thatâs what you think, I thought.
âWell, last week I read about a new concentrated fish oil. Itâs wonderful for you. So I bought a bottle. I used it in this weekâs cookies. Brian always gets cookies after dinner, you know. But if his mouth smells like fish, this oil is too strong.â
Brian eats fishy cookies every night. The poor kid.
âOh my,â muttered Mrs. Olsen. âI thought his enthusiasm for cookies had dropped off. Oh my.â
âTreats are treats,â I said. âTheyâre not supposed to be good for you.Theyâre supposed to taste good.â
Mrs. Olsen put her hands together in her lap. âWell, Sly, treats can be both. I just made a little mistake buying this new oil.â
I donât like arguing with adults. And Mrs. Olsen was proud of her cooking. But this was Brian we were talking about. I looked at Mrs. Olsen hard. âTreats shouldnât taste like fish. Not even a little bit.â
Mrs. Olsen glanced away. âYou know,â she said at last, âI can use olive oil from now on. Olive oil is good for you. It tastes good too.Yes. Iâll make a new batch of cookies tomorrow.â
Warm relief filled me. And I hadnât broken Brianâs trust. Sometimes things just went right. âI bet heâll love them.â
âIf he loves my sweets too much, Iâll have to make sure he brushes extra good.â Mrs. Olsen smiled. âWe canât have rotten teeth now, can we?â
Rotten teeth.
Brian had said his mother didnât want him to rot. When Iâd asked what he was talking about, he said teeth. But that didnât make sense: Fish oil wonât rot your teeth. But junk food might.
Melodyâs Bushes
After brunch on Sunday I sneaked behind our garage. I watched the hedge between Brianâs backyard and Melodyâs backyard.
I waited.
Nothing happened.
I waited some more.
Brian