friends. So easy. Piece of cake.
Hello, Kareem, my name is Sky. I was just thinking, though youâre a complete and total stranger, maybe you and I couldâ¦
Sheâd given it a try anyway, since he was new in town, and it would be a nice gesture, and her mother had asked her to do it. Unfortunately it had turned out to be just as awkward as sheâd expected it to be. The only thing she could think of to sayâthat her mom knew his dad from the hospital where they both workedâhad utterly failed to get things going. Kareem had merely nodded and said, âI know.â
End of conversation.
Sheâd caught herself nodding back at him, nodding and nodding like some demented bobble-head doll. She made herself stop.
âSo, anyway,â sheâd mumbled, âyou know, I mean, I just wanted to say hi and allâ¦.â It had been so embarrassing. He clearly thought she was an idiot.
But now, in the split second before she turned away, Kareem caught her watching him and flashed a conspiratorial grin. She responded with a subtle eye roll and suppressed a giggle.
Ah. That was better.
Bunsen was still going on about Professor Frybrain, who was now in his laboratory, working and working to solve his problem.
Please, please get to the point, Sky thought.
âAnd thenâ eureka !â the teacher practically shouted. âHe invented it! Stink-away Juice! â
âOh, joy,â Kareem whispered. Very softly, but Sky knew he meant for her to hear. She responded by crossing her eyes.
Mr. Bunsen drew an outstretched arm on Professor Frybrainâhe already had two, this one made threeâholding a test tube. He labeled it STINK-AWAY JUICE . Gerald and his pals were snorting, and squealing, and playing drumrolls on their desks.
âThe next step, of course, was to test his new invention, to make sure it really worked. So he told his class that all of them would receive a dose of Stink-away Juice. But â¦ââhe lowered his voice to a dramatic whisperââ only five of them actually did. The other five got sugar water. Now what would you call the five students who didnât get the real medicine?â
He looked around the room. Rachelâs hand was up.
âSomebody besides Rachel this time,â Bunsen said. âAll right, Travis?â
âStinky?â
âWell, yes, we could probably call them stinky, but I was looking for something a little moreâ¦scientific? Somebody? Anybody?â
Sky checked her watch. Fifteen minutes down, thirty more to go.
âArnold?â
Arnold shrugged.
âBethany?â
Bethany stared out the window.
âOh, come on , people. Kareem? Any idea what weâd call the group that got the sugar water?â
âThe control group,â he said quietly.
âExcellent. And the sugar water?â
âA placebo.â
â Thank you , Kareem. Gerald, whatâs so funny?â
âOh, nothing ,â Gerald said, collapsing into a fit of strangled giggles, more of a series of snorts, really, as though Kareemâs mere existenceâand certainly the fact that heâd actually answered a questionâwas just so unbelievably hilarious.
Sky recognized the signs. Kareem was Geraldâs latest victim.
He was an obvious choice. He was new, and he had a foreign name that Gerald could make fun of. His family had come from the Middle East, so there was the terrorist angle to run with. And best of all, Kareem was smart, and well behaved, and a good student. Gerald had lots of colorful names for kids like that.
âNow Professor Frybrain got out his Smell-o-Meter,â Bunsen said. âA wonderful machine, one of his very best inventionsâand measured the degree of stinkiness of each student.â
Naturally they got a picture of the Smell-o-Meter, too. Bunsen liked to draw. Sky noted that it took up a minute and a half of class time. On the left side of the dial, he wrote FRESH AS A