table full of Chinese appetizersâcashews, dried beef, string beans, lotus rootâand often Teacher Han would make an announcement. He was the interim representative of the college waiban , or foreign affairs office, and he was twenty-seven years old. He had the best spoken English in the college, but he was an uneasy young man in a new position of authority. He asked us to call him Albert.
One evening in the first week, he turned to us before the banquet had begun.
âThe college has decided,â he said, âto buy you telephones that can call outside the college. You will be able to call anywhere in China.â
We protestedâit wasnât necessary, phones were expensive, volunteers at other colleges didnât have them. He waved us off. âNot a problem,â he said. âOtherwise itâs not convenient for you.â Adam and I looked at each other and shrugged. We thanked him, and everybody began to eat, and the next day repairmen appeared to install our telephones.
A few days later there was another banquet, another announcement. âThe college has decided,â Albert said, âthat it will buy Adam a washing machine.â
âI already have one in my apartment,â I said. âWe can share that oneâthereâs no need to waste money.â
âIt is inconvenient,â Albert said. âThe college has decided.â Again our protests were ignored. And so we began to eat, and the next morning a new washing machine appeared at Adamâs door.
A few days later, Adam was playing cards with some of the English department faculty members, and Party Secretary Zhang Yan mentioned that the college had received our résumés and biographical information from the Peace Corps.
âI see that you play tennis,â said Party Secretary Zhang. âYou must play very well.â
Adam had coached at a tennis camp during college summers, and he was quick to shake his head. âI donât play that well,â he said. âItâs been a long time since I played seriously.â
Party Secretary Zhang grinned and picked up his cards. He was a thin, sinewy man with crewcut hair, and it had taken us a week to establish two facts about him: he was the best basketball player on the English department faculty, as well as the best drinker of Chinese baijiu , or grain alcohol. He was also the highest-ranking cadre in the department, and as Communist Party Secretary he had authority over academic, disciplinary, and political issues. He was the sort of man who rarely spoke, but when he did speak, things happened. Now he examined his cards, leaned forward, and looked up at Adam.
âThe college,â he said softly, âhas decided to buy you tennis! â
He sat back in his chair, waiting for the meaning of the declaration to sink in. But that was the problemâhow exactly does one go about buying tennis? For a few moments Adam tried to decide how he should respond.
âThatâs very kind of the college,â he said at last, speaking carefully. âI appreciate that you want to do something for us, but it isnât necessary. You donât have to buy me tennis, Mr. Zhang.â
Party Secretary Zhang smiled as he discarded a card.
âMr. Wei,â he said, âis concerned that you might want to play tennis. He wants to make sure that you and Pete are happy.â
Mr. Wei was the Party Secretary of the entire college, and as the highest-level Communist Party official on campus he undoubtedly had more important things to do than buy tennis for Peace Corps volunteers. Adam said something to this effect, emphasizing that he was quite happy without tennis. But Party Secretary Zhang was firm.
âIt has been decided,â he said flatly. âThe college will buy you tennis. Now it is time to play cards.â
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THE NEXT MORNING , tennis did not appear at Adamâs doorstep, but he didnât take any chances. He told me