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anyone.”
    Turbo leaned closer across Chuckie. “Ah, but that’s the prob, molar, Chuckie don’t do it with just anyone. In fact, none of the Artists do. Why, if you were to try to ride her, she’d likely snap your cock off. It’s Body to Body only, you latch?”
    “Yeah, sure, I latch.”
    Turbo straightened up. “Now, the question is, what we gonna do with someone whose head got so big he thought he could tell everyone he was bumpin’ pubes with a Body Artist?”
    “No disinfo, Turbo, I didn’t mean nothin’ by it.”
    “Shut up, I got to think.”
    While he was thinking, Turbo made all the muscles in his torso move around like snakes under his skin.
    After letting me sweat toxins for a while, Turbo said, “I suppose it would satisfy the set’s honor if we were to bring you up to the top of the George Washington Bridge and toss you off—”
    “Oh, holy radwaste, Turbo, my molar, my proxy, I really don’t think that’s necessary—”
    Turbo held up his hand. “But the ecoharrys might arrest us for dumping shit in the river!”
    All the Body Artists had a good laugh at that. I tried to join in, but all that came out was a sound like “ekk-ekk-ekk.”
    “On the other hand,” said Turbo, rotating his upraised hand and forearm around a full two-seventy degrees, “if you were to become a Body Artist, then we could let it be known that you were under consideration all along, even when you were making your konky boasts.”
    “Oh, Turbo, yeah, yeah, you don’t know how much—”
    Turbo shot to his feet then, launching Chuckie into a series of spontaneous cartwheels all the way across the club.
    “Jeeter, Hake! You’re in charge of escorting the pledge. Everyone! Back to nets!”
    We blew out of Club GaAs like atmosphere out of a split-open o’neill. My head was spinning around like a Polish space station. I was running with the Body Artists! It was something I could hardly believe. Even though I had no hint of where they were taking me; even though they might be setting me up for something that would wipe me out flatter than my eft-balance—I felt totally frictionless. The whole city looked like a place out of a fantasy or stiffener holo to me, Middle Earth or Debbie Does Mars . The air was cool as an AI’s paraneurons on my bare arms.
    We headed west, toward the riverside park. After a while I started to lag behind the rest. Without a word, Jeeter and Hake picked me up under my arms and continued running with me.
    We entered among the trees and continued down empty paths, under dirty sodium lights. I could smell the Hudson off to my right. A dirty-harry buzzed by overhead but didn’t stop to bother us.
    Under a busted light we halted in darkness. Nobody was breathing heavy but me, and I had been carried the last half mile. Hake and Jeeter placed me down on my own feet.
    Someone bent down and tugged open a metal hatch with a snapped hasp set into the walk. The Body Artists descended one by one. Nervous as a kid taking his first trope, I went down too, sandwiched between Hake and Jeeter.
    Televison City occupied a hundred acres of land which had originally sloped down to the Hudson. The eastern half of TeeVeeCee was built on solid ground; the western half stood on a huge platform elevated above the Conrail maglev trains.
    Fifteen rungs down, I was staring up at the underside of TeeVeeCee by the light of a few caged safety bulbs, a rusty constellation of rivets in a flaky steel sky.
    The ladder terminated at an I-beam wide as my palm. I stepped gingerly off, but still held onto the ladder. I looked down.
    A hundred feet below, a lit-up train shot silently by at a hundred-and-eighty mph.
    I started back up the ladder.
    “Where to, molar?” asked Hake above me.
    “Uh, straight ahead, I guess.”
    I stepped back onto the girder, took two wobbly Thumbsucker steps, then carefully lowered myself until I could wrap my arms and legs around the beam.
    Hake and Jeeter unpeeled me. Since they had to go single