somebody who isnât so skittish, would you?â
âWhy exactly did she quit?â
Cash sighed. âThe punk rocker was upset about not being allowed into my filing cabinet. I didnât want to tell her about my baby python being in there temporarily, so I told her I kept top secret flying-saucer material in there.â
âThatâs when she upended the trash can over your head,â Judd guessed.
Cash shook his head. âNo, that was afterward. I told her the filing cabinet was locked for a purpose, and that sheâd better stay out of it. I went out to talk to one of the patrol officers. While I was gone, she got a nail file and forced the lock. Mikey, the python, had squeezed out of the cage and was sitting up on top of the file folders when she pulled out the drawer. She screamed like a banshee and when I went running back to see what was the matter, she threw a pair of handcuffs at me! She accused me of booby-trapping the cabinet to upset her.â
âThat explains the scream I heard,â Judd agreed. âI told you it wasnât a good idea to keep Mikeyâs cage in the filing cabinet.â
âIt was just for today. Bill Harris only gave him to me this morning and I didnât have time to take him home. I put him in there until I got off work, so he wouldnât frighten anybody who came into the office and saw him. Iâm certainly taking him home this afternoon,â he said indignantly, âto make sure he doesnât get traumatized any more than he already is!â
âThe acting mayorâs niece is afraid of snakes. Imagine that,â Judd mused.
âIt does strain the imagination,â Cash had to agree.
âYou didnât give her a reason to sue us, I hope?â his friend persisted.
Cash shook his head. âI just mentioned that I had Mikeyâs dad in the other filing cabinet and asked if sheâd like to meet him. Thatâs when she quit.â He smiled pleasantly.
âIf you fire people, the city has to pay them unemployment. If they quit voluntarily, you donât. So I helped her quit voluntarily,â he added with a grin.
âYou villain,â Judd said, trying not to laugh.
âItâs not my fault. She had a king-sized crush on me. She thought if her uncle got her this job, she could hike up her skirt and throw out her chest and seduce me,â he said irritably. He frowned. âMaybe I should have filed a sexual harassment suit.â
âOh, that would go over well with Ben Brady,â Judd said tongue in cheek.
âIâm tired of being chased around my desk by secretaries.â
âTheyâre called administrative assistants,â Judd said helpfully. âNot secretaries.â
âGive me a break!â
âThatâs why I want you to go to New York.â
âIâve got a pet to take care of,â Cash protested.
âYou can take Mikey back over to Bill Harris before you leave town. He wonât mind taking care of your baby while youâre gone. You need a break. Honest.â
Cash sighed and slid his big hands into his pockets. âFor once, I agree with you.â He hesitated. âIf her uncle calls and asks why she leftâ¦â
âI wonât say a word about the snake. Iâll just tell him that you were having mental problems from being followed around by aliens all day,â Judd said complacently.
Cash gave him a dirty look and went back to work.
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L ATE THE NEXT DAY , Cash presented himself in the commandantâs office at the Cannae Military Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. The name of the school was amusing to him, denoting as it did the monstrous defeat of mighty Rome at the hands of the Carthaginian guerilla, Hannibal.
The commandant, Gareth Marist, was known to him. Heâd served with the man years before during Operation Desert Storm in Iraq.
They shook hands like brothers, which they were, under the skin. Few men had