buses were too precious to miss, these days. It was the
right excuse. He went away.
Returning home, he landed his Fouga Magistère -- his current favorite
of the available two-seater jet aircraft -- at Stag Lane aerodrome and
drove into central London in his Lamiborghini Urraco. There was a reggae
program playing on Capital Radio which served to distract him during
the occasional traffic snarl-ups, but as ever he made excellent time;
even the cowboys seemed reluctant to dice with a machine wearing that
much horsepower. He dropped it off for a tuneup, wash, and polish at
the usual garage and completed his journey on foot, raising the collar
of his coat against a gray drizzle, carefully shielding his medal and
the newspaper cutting which authenticated it.
So far nobody, he noted as he turned the corner of his home street,
had turned up to collect the Jaguar Mark X which had been pushed into
the curb when it ran out of petrol . . . how long ago? Long enough
for piles of rubbish -- ice-lolly wrappers, fish-and-chip paper, empty
soft-drink cans -- to have accumulated against its wheels. Its windscreen
wipers and wing mirrors had been pilfered and kids had tried to start a
spectacular fire by setting a match to cardboard piled under its tank,
but by then it had been too dry to yield the hoped-for pyrotechnics;
they had only managed to blister some of the paint.
Shame about that.
The rain was penetrating and the wind was chilly. As soon as he reached
the upper floor of the house where he rented a room, he realized that
what he needed was some bright warm sunshine. Carefully closing the
door behind him -- not that, in fact, even the old woman who owned
the house and was overfond of gin and could be heard, until he shut
the door, laughing her silly head off at some nondescript television
comedy show, could have interrupted him without invitation . . . because
that was one of the conditions -- he peeled off his Dunn's tweed hat
and his Gannex raincoat (as patronized by a recent prime minister),
and then his sweater and jeans and boots and socks and helped himself
to a generous measure of José Cuervo tequila, complete with salt and
lemon, en route to a refreshing shower. When he came out, sweating
just enough not to want to don clothing again for the moment, he felt
hungry. He lay down in sunshine, but with his head in shade, and ate a
slice or two of smoked salmon with crisp fresh salad, washed down with
a foaming mug of pilsner. Satisfied, he lit an El Rey del Mundo petit
corona and debated where in his souvenir cabinet to put the George Medal
and the accompanying scrap of newspaper dated 20th September 1940, two
columns under a common headline saying LOCAL HEROES HONOURED AT PALACE;
the left column gave a description of the award ceremony and a list of
names, while the right one contained four passport-style photographs,
the second of which was captioned Sqn. Ldr. G. Harpinshield, G.M. It
was an excellent likeness. The photographer had gone to much trouble to
capture the contrast between his pale, chiseled features and his dark
eyes and hair.
Eventually he concluded the medal would look best next to the Schneider
Cup and hung it there, intending to pin the cutting alongside.
Curiously enough, however, he found himself unable to rid his mind,
every time he looked at it, of the memory of that scrawny little blond
girl who had kissed him with a skill beyond her years. Indeed, the erotic
associations were so fierce, he found his hand straying toward his crotch.
Before he reached a decision, however, concerning either where to put the
press cutting or whether to masturbate, he was startled by a yawn. And
also a little dismayed. It was not ordinary to be overcome in this fashion
quite so soon after one of his rewards.
Still, there was no point in trying to resist -- or he assumed there wasn't;
he had never made the attempt, and most likely never would. A little leeway
was always