years and everyone knows me. Iâm never sure if this thrills me or embarrasses me. A long table is set and waiting. And guess what? Weâre the first of our party of nine to arrive.
We sit down and get to work on a bottle of Chianti. Well, Brad and I do ... and about fifteen minutes later my very timely sister and her husband show up with arms full of gifts. (Ooh, hooray, I forgot there would be presents!)
âMolly! Happy Birthday!! I canât believe youâre thirty!â
Ouch ... did someone just drop an anvil on my heart?
âJamie, can we please celebrate without using the word or any references to the number thirty?â
Jamie laughs ... does she realize Iâm serious? They look around the empty table.
âYou guys are so early! We thought weâd be the first ones here and could set this stuff up (meaning the stack of presents hiding Bryan). Didnât you say 7:15?â
Claire has to cut in. âActually,â she says, pointing to that stupid watch, âitâs 7:30.â
Jamie looks confused, but sheâs never one to rock the boat, so she shrugs it off.
Over the next half-hour my friends slowly show up. Itâs a good thing looks canât kill, or Claire would have murdered my two best girlfriends from college, Alex and Lauren, and their husband and fiancé, respectively, Steve and Rob.
Lauren and I were pretty inseparable until a year and a half ago when she met Rob. We were the lone single girls from our group of core college friends and could always count on each other. Then she met Rob while interviewing for a job ... he was actually the one interviewing her. He called to tell her that she couldnât have the job because she was just too cute, and instead of being upset (as a normal person whoâd been out of work for seven months would), Lauren thought this was just the sweetest thing in the world, agreed to go out with him ... and one thing led to another. Honestly, when I have to hear them tell the story, I throw up in my mouth, just a little bit. After Rob came into the picture, Lauren forgot about our sisterhood and all the humiliating bouquet tosses and lonely Valentineâs Days we shared. Rob is great, but I still constantly have to remind myself not to be bitter and jealous ... I know itâs not intentional.
Alex is the opposite of Lauren and me ... I donât think sheâs spent a total of five boyfriendless minutes since I met her my freshman year. Although, everyone was completely shocked when she announced her plans to marry Steve, the rebound from a three-year relationship that left her completely crushed ... but he fell so head-over-heels in love with her that she was convinced by it and vowed âtil death do them part only seven months into their relationship. Because Alex was always busy with one (or two) guys, we were never as close as I was with Lauren, but I still consider her a âcoreâ friend.
Once everyone is settled and happy (except Claire, of course) and drinking, I canât help but look around the table: married, married, engaged, relationship, and me. Iâm not sure which hurts more ... that or thirty. I push the thought out of my head, though; Iâm determined to have a good time ... and I do. Lots of food, lots of wine, and the worldâs largest slice of tiramisu later, Iâm thoroughly enjoying myself. Iâm definitely having a glass-is-half-full evening. I have wonderful friends, I have a favorite restaurant I can always count on, arms that rival Jennifer Annistonâs (when making muscles at the bathroom mirror after six glasses of wine, anyway). Life is SO good.
Donât start thinking this is a birds-singing-in-the-meadow story. The proverbial shit is about to hit the fan.
âOkay, everybody, gifts! Gifts!â Jamieâs teacher skills are strong. Sheâs standing with one hand in the air and the other motioning to the pile of gifts at the end of our