it against the wall. Tuck off!
Come on, Karen, I say. Just tell us where he is and were away.
I dont fucking know. Shes crying and I believe her.
Weve been at this now for over six hours and DC Michael Ellis wouldnt know the fucking truth if it walked up and smacked him in the gob, so he walks up to Karen Burns, white, twenty-three, convicted prostitute, drug addict, mother of two, and smacks her in the gob instead.
Easy Mike, easy, I hiss.
She falls away against her wallpaper, sobbing and angry.
Ellis tugs at his balls. Hes hot, fucked off, and bored and I know he wants to pull down her pants and give her one.
I say, Half-time Mike?
He sniffs and rolls his eyes and walks back down the hall.
The windows open and the radio on. A hot Sunday in May and all youd usually hear would be Bob fucking Marley, but not today. Just Jimmy Savile playing twenty-five years of Jubilee hits, as every cunt and his stash hide under their beds, waiting for the sirens to stop, the shit to end.
Karen lights a cig and looks up.
I say, You do know Steve Barton?
Yeah, unfortunately.
But youve no idea where he is?
If hes any bloody sense, hell have legged it.
Has he any bloody sense?
Some.
So whered he leg it to?
London. Bristol. Ive no fucking idea.
Karens flat stinks and I wonder where the kids are. Probably been taken off her again.
I say, You reckon he did it?
No.
So give me a name and Im out of here.
Or what?
Or Ill go and get some fucking lunch and let my mate out there question you, and then Ill come back and well take you down Queens Street.
She tuts, exhales, and says, Who do you want?
Anyone who likes a bit of strange. Anything odd.
Anything odd? she laughs.
Anything.
She stubs out the cigarette on a plastic tray of chips and curry sauce and gets up and takes an address book out of the knife drawer. The room now stinks of burning plastic.
Here, she says, tossing the little book over to me.
I scan the names, the numbers, the licence plates, the lies.
Give me someone.
Under D. Dave. Drives a white Ford Cortina.
What about him?
No rubber, likes to stick it up your arse.
So?
He doesnt say please.
I take out my notebook, copy down the licence plate.
Heard he dont always pay and all.
Anyone else?
Theres a taxi driver who likes to bite.
Weve heard.
Thats your lot then.
Thanks, I say and see myself out.
I drop the coins.
Joseph?
Yeah?
Fraser.
Bobby the bobby. Just a matter of time I says, and see if it aint so.
I am in the phone box two down from the Azad Rank, watching a couple of Paki kids bowling at each other. Ellis is sleeping off his Sunday lunch in the car: two cans of bitter and a fat cheese sandwich. Theres Sunday cricket on the radio, more heat forecast, birds singing, lilting bass and sax from a terrace.
It cant last.
The man on the other end is Joseph Rose: Joe Rose, Jo Ro. Another Paki kid joins the game.
I say, SPG are coming to take everyone away, and not to Zion.
Fuck them.
See you try, I laugh. You got some names for me?
Joseph Rose: part-time prophet, part-time petty thief, full-time Spencer Boy with draw to score and debts to pay, he says:
This be concerning Mrs Watts?
In one.
Your pirate wont stay away, no?
No. So?
So people be spooked anyway
By him?
Nah, nah. The two sevens, man.
Fuck, here we go . Joseph, give me some fucking names.
All I hear is the ladies say its Irish. Same as befores.
The Irish .
Ken and Keith know anything?
Same as I say
As I hang up two black SPG transit vans fly down the street and Im thinking, fuck the Spencer Boys:
HEAVY DUTY DISCIPLINE COMING DOWN.
Its going up to eight and the car is getting smaller, light starting to fade. Across Leeds 7 bonfires are going up, and not fucking Jubilee Beacons. Me and Ellis are still sat off