Showing off his education is what Iâd say. Does he have any weaknesses? Whispers aboutimaginative sex, but I suspect thatâs just other people fantasising.â
âSo why do they have to spend the weekend with us?â Cathy had asked.
âWell, for starters, Shiva needs to check out Joe, though heâd never say that.â
âShiva hasnât done the research?â
âProbably done some â or had it done for him. We have to pretend this weekend is purely social, by the way. No âcommerceâ involved.â
âWhich is bullshit,â said Cathy. It was a pretence that governed most of their house parties, which for some reason had always offended Cathy.
âWe let Joe and Shiva decide when to admit that,â said Andrew. There seemed to be an argument they needed to have soon.
âTo be honest, it is very difficult to figure out what Shiva knows. Or thinks. He turns the charm on and off as it suits him. Same for temper tantrums.â
âHeâd better not try that with me.â
âThe trick,â Andrew lectured â heâd told her all this before â âthe trick is not to take it personally. You have to view him as a machine that occasionally does strange things, and try to figure out how the mechanism works.â
âIs that how you see me?â said Cathy.
âShiva has a massive sense of entitlement,â Andrew continued, ignoring her question. âHe had an employee who figured out a way to save him fifty million dollars. Joe unearthed this story. The man asked for a modest raise. Shiva was genuinely shocked. Heâd given the man the job that allowed him to score goals. Shiva therefore owned the goals. But many successful entrepreneurs are like that. With Shiva, thereâs other stuff goingon. It may have to do with his ancestry, which he tells me he can trace back a couple of thousand years.
âOn the plus side, he seems to be genuinely pleased to be spending the weekend with us. I assume he had to twist Rosemaryâs arm. âA magical island,â he calls Nantucket, âsomewhere out in the vast Atlantic.â He wants to know if there will be sprites and monsters, wants me to show him âthe local Caliban,â as he puts it. Can you think of any candidates?â
âFresh out of monsters,â said Cathy. âBut did you tell Shiva Nantucket is only thirty miles from Cape Cod? Or that The Tempest , to which I take it heâs referring, was inspired by the discovery of Bermuda ?â
âNever be smarter than the client,â said Andrew, repeating a maxim he sometimes had trouble obeying. âIt was Rosemary who told him where Shakespeare got the idea â when we had dinner in London.â
âSo she likes to parade her erudition too.â
â Please donât be touchy, sweetheart.â For just a moment neither of them spoke. Cathy had dropped out of college to marry Andrew, and produced Eleanor almost immediately. For some stupid reason she had an inferiority complex about her lack of a diploma, which no amount of reading could overcome. Andrew himself had been Phi Beta Kappa at Harvard, which he endeavoured never to mention. âBut yes,â he continued. âRosemary got first-class honours at Cambridge, I fear. She wants to go to the whaling museum, by the way.â
âPart of the package,â said Cathy.
âI should warn you that Shiva continues to call me âProspero.ââ
âSounds like if he believes something, that makes it true,â said Cathy.
âBit of that,â Andrew had said. âBut remember, you donât have to like him, just be nice to him. And tell me what you think when youâve met him.â
âIâll do my best,â Cathy had said.
For obvious reasons, the weekend needed to be perfect. But Andrew and Cathy were good at this sort of thing.
Their house was a classic âshore colonialâ